Written for RDP, where segoil asks us
to get creative with the word “wattle”.
Thanks, Heather! Here’s where the prompt took me.

Walk into any diner located in the five boroughs of the City of New York and you will hear a waitress asking, “Wattle it be, hon?” to every customer she serves on any given day.
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This is “Diner” by Martin Sexton
Everything on The Elephant’s Trunk was created by me, unless otherwise indicated. Thanks for your consideration. NAR©2017-present.

I have probably said it myself a thousand times!
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I was actually thinking of you when I wrote this 😊
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Awwwww so happy 😁
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Very cute!
I love a good diner. I hate a bad diner. You can tell by the fries.
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Yep! The fries are a dead giveaway every time! 🍟
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I Think my “Cafe” is a bit different than your ‘Diner’s’ , Nancy …
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Yes! I’m sure I’d love your Cafe, my friend! 💙🥰🎶
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You’d have to sit the on the other side of Frankie 🐶💙
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Sounds perfect! Woof woof 🐶
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I’ll let Frankie know that he has to his seat and his cake 🍰🐶
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And whatever you order will be better than anything served by any fast food outlet.
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You got that right. Let’s hear it for our diners! 🙂
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😅so very funny Nance👏
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It was one of those instantaneous reactions. I guess I’ve lived in New York long enough! 😆 Thanks Ange.
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And here I was thinking of turkey wattle. 😆 Catchy tune!
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If there’s a laugh, I’m going for it! Thanks, Debbie! 😀
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Waffles with bee’s honey please!
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MMMM 😋
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That made smile. Love that!
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And your comment made me happy! Thank you, Esther 🙂
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Gorgeous! Honey, darling, and so on. 👍
In my region, it’s sir, madam, and so on.
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And there’s not a single thing wrong with that! 😀
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Yeah, you are right! 👍😊
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Don’t you love it?! Everyone is ‘honey’ or ‘darlin’ down here.
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One of our daughters-in-law is from Florida and every other word out of her mouth is y’all. When she’s rounding up the kids, it morphs into “all y’all” The first time I met her, she called me ma’am. I swear my jaw hit the floor!
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I was going to say it sounds so cosy … you made me laugh that away , Nancy…🤭
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Exactly the reaction I was hoping for! Thank you so much, Destiny 😀
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🤣
pleasure…
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Get it right, Nancy: “Y’all” is singular, “all y’all” is plural, and “all y’all’s” is plural possessive.” 🤣
My kids always laugh and remind me that they are southerners–😬–but I drew the line at then saying ‘ma’am’ to me. Ain’t no way!!
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😂 😂 That’s right! It is “all y’alls”! I’ve gotten used to her calling me ma’am, but it sounds like someone who’s waiting to be taken out to the back shed and given a good whoopin’! 🤣
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You will appreciate this. My kids all went to Catholic school (bless their hearts) and one year we had a new principal–a nun from New York. Two things happened: She immediately cancelled outdoor recess due to her fear of drive-by shootings. The grammar school was in the middle of a residential area so, no, Sister. This is not New York.
Then one of the students called her ‘ma’am.’ She looked at the school secretary and said, “Did she just sass me?” Oh my gosh, Nancy. She must have felt like she was dropped onto another planet when she came down here to Florida.
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Poor Sister Semolina Shellshock! Where in New York did she come from that she has such paranoia? When our kids were in school, there was no such thing as drive-by shootings. We’ve lived in the suburbs since we got married, and chances of being stung by a bee are 1000 times greater than being shot at!
I will agree with the good sister on one thing; to a Yankee, hearing someone call you ‘ma’am’ is an alien concept and sounds almost like backtalk. Our daughter-in-law has taught the kids to say ‘ma’am’ to their teachers and the pastor’s wife etc and they all think they’re the most polite children they’ve ever met. It’s better than just getting a grunt.
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