Written for Living Poetry. Bart claims
that vending machines are under-
represented in poetry and I’m
inclined to agree! Our challenge
is to write a vending machine poem.

I fed you my dollar, you ate it with pride,
then sat there in silence, all smug from inside.
F-3 looked appealing, I gave it a shot,
the damn thing spun once and promptly forgot.
You dangled my chips on the edge of the coil,
a tightrope performance, a slow-motion roil.
“Any second” I whispered, still hopeful, still hungry,
but no, you just hung there, as if to taunt me.
I punched in the code for a second attempt,
and you took my last coins with a show of contempt.
Two bags now suspended, just dangling in spite
of my gnawing hunger, disregarding my plight.
Here’s to the machine, unbothered, unmoved ….
it has mastered the art of indifference and proved
that nothing is owed and nothing is fair ….
I walked off snack-less and it just stood there.
NAR©2026
This is “You Keep Me Hanging On” by Vanilla Fudge
Everything on The Elephant’s Trunk was created by me, unless otherwise indicated, and may not be used without permission. Thanks for your consideration. NAR©2017-present.
Oh! Great use of the prompt Nance! I hate it when the vending machine doesn’t work and I’m feeling peckish!
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Oh me too, CA! It’s like the machine is mocking us! 😂 Thanks much!
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We’ve all been there, I’m sure! No wonder they are under-represented
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Right?? It’s a struggle!
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And so it goes…
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It’s relentless….
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Good one Nancy
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Thanks so much, Sadje
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You’re welcome
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Very nice. Also interesting that your preference was chips while Maggie’s was chocolate. Thanks for writing to my vending machine prompt!
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These vending machines offer something for everyone, even if it’s like pulling teeth to actually get it! My pleasure to participate. Thanks very much!
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You really needed to bash that machine to get the snacks 💜💜💜
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Then my body would hurt along with my pride! 😂
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Lol 😂😂😂
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Nice poetry, Nancy and not getting what you paid for can be frustrating.
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It’s a royal pain in the butt! Thanks, Jim.
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A few cuss words and a quick punch and still nothing. Dammit!!
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Even a good swift kick only results in a sore foot! No fair! 😧 👎🏼
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This is brilliant. Having worked for a vending machine company, snacks getting stuck was not unusual…….. especially when bag sizes changed and the slots therein did not!
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Oh yes! It’s really frustrating when we can see the bag stuck there and can’t do anything about it! Thanks Di; I’m glad you enjoyed this one. 😊
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Loved your take Nancy ❤️
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Thanks so much, Maggie! 🥰
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😄 you summed up that exasperating feeling so well Nance 👏
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Thanks, Ange! I know that feeling well and have cursed out my share of those flippin’ machines 🤬 🤑
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😄
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This is Brilliant!!!
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Thank you so much, Lisa. This was cathartic! 😂
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I agree! 😂🩷
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