Written for Weekend Writing Prompt
where Sammi asks us to get creative
in exactly 88 words using the word
‘pristine’ and for Sue & Gerry’s
Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge
and the prompt word ‘fastidious’.

Barry’s apartment was pristine: white couch, alphabetized record albums, a Roomba named Steve he loved more than his ex.
He was fastidious about one thing above all: nobody touched his gaming chair. Not friends. Not his mother. Nobody.
Then his date, Brenda, sat in it during game night to “reach the dice”.
Barry didn’t yell. He just stared, quietly recalculating whether love was worth this.
They broke up three days later.
Barry donated the chair to Goodwill out of spite. He missed it more than he missed Brenda.
NAR©2026
This is “Why Can’t This Be Love” by Van Halen
Everything on The Elephant’s Trunk was created by me, unless otherwise indicated. Thank you for your consideration. NAR©2017-present.

What a clot!
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That’s for sure!
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He just did her a massive favour! A warning for all – stay clear of gamers.
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You’re 100% right about that, Sue. Thanks!
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Hah, my game group had a dude who brought his own chair and one night he got bad about whatever and said “I’m taking my chair and leaving!” and he said. He really said it like we were going to miss that chair.
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Ha! Sounds real mature!
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Well, doesn’t he just deserve to live alone with Steve the rest of his life.
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Yep, that about sums it up!
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A Roomba Named Steve
would make a great country-western song!
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😂 🤠
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Barry cut off his nose to spite his face, how weird is that?
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Barry is a nincompoop!
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Wishing Barry and his fastidiousness a long and happy life. 🙄
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Brenda has no idea how lucky she is! Thanks, Lois 😊
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A selfish gaming chair
full of self-righteous hot air
anchored and moving nowhere
A nerdy square
with faulty hardware.
Run! Get out of there
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Haha! Very good, dear Ivor! 😂 Great song! 🎶💙
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Always my poetic and musical pleasure my friend 📖🎶🥰
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Our Steve is named Rosie
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From the Jetsons? Ours is Sid.
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Sounds like Brenda had a close escape! Great story, very funny. 😀
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Yup, even if she doesn’t know it yet. Thanks, Sweets!
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Haha!
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😁
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😍
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Barry? His name should have been Sheldon 😂
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Hahaha! Brilliant!! ✨
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This made me smile Nance – what a numpty he is 😃
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Haha! He sure is, Ange. Thanks! 😊
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