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To Madame Rue, Purveyor of Potions

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Written for Thursday (AI Art) Inspiration

Today on Thursday (AI Art) Inspiration, Fandango asks us to respond to the challenge, perhaps by writing a story or a poem or just offering our raw reaction as inspired by the AI-created image seen below. OK, kids; here goes!

“Contemplation in Chaos”
by Irisa Nova @ ADFwebmagazine

Dear Madame Rue,

I write to you from my favorite yellow armchair, which is currently the only thing in this house that holds me close.

You may remember me. I am the lady in the canary-colored ensemble who visited your establishment and purchased, at your insistence, Potions #1 – #8, plus the “Deluxe Sampler,” and the little blue one you said was “on the house” (which, I now realize, is the only honest thing you said, as it was worth exactly nothing).

I followed your instructions to the letter. I held my nose. I made a wish. I even closed my eyes. Nothing happened, which I know because when I waltzed into our bedroom that night wearing a very sexy negligee, my dear husband Gerald immediately fell asleep and started snoring like he was sawing logs for the winter.

Potion #3 made the cats follow me around for a week and #4 gave me the hiccups.

Potion #8 smelled and tasted like turpentine …. and still didn’t work.

I now have dozens of empty boxes scattered across my parlor floor, and the maid has begun stepping around them as if it is a crime scene.

Against my better judgement, I am willing to try Potion #9 as I am desperate to regain the loving attention of my dearest Gerald.

However, if unsuccessful, I will demand a full refund, an apology, and frankly, Madame, an explanation of what that sparkle in your eye was about, because I had assumed it was wisdom and now suspect it was just a glare off your gold-capped tooth!

Indignantly, and still un-kissed,

Mrs. Daffodil Whitcombe-Pruitt

PS – Gerald just looked up; he asked if I knew where the sugar was.

NAR©2026

This is “Love Potion No. 9” by The Searchers

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23 thoughts on “To Madame Rue, Purveyor of Potions”

  8. This is brilliant Nance I love where the image took you- poor old Mrs. Daffodil Whitcombe-Pruitt – i think she needs to knock old Gerald into touch 😅

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