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Shaken, Not Stirred

Written for Weekend Writing Prompt
where our host Sammi asks us to use
“gizmo” in exactly 86 words. Also for
Gerry & Sue’s Weekly Prompts Weekend
Challenge
and the word “fanciful”.

Image by Me & Nano Banana

James Bond faced his dangerous nemesis, Bora Von Boring, inside a secret volcano lair. The villain smirked wickedly, pointing a giant, glowing laser directly at him.

“Any last words, 007?” Von Boring sneered.

“Your threat looks rather fanciful,” Bond replied, smoothly checking his gold cufflinks.

He pulled out a bright green toy frog; Q had insisted this gizmo would save his life. Bond squeezed it hard. The toy let out a loud, high-pitched croak, completely shattering the laser’s lens.

“Ribbiting,” Bond muttered, executing a perfect escape.

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86 Words

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