Our gracious host, Rochelle, is asking us to get
creative in 100 words or less using the photo
seen below. This is Friday Fictioneers.

Vain Wayne considered his lounge chair the crown jewel of the city pool. Relaxing under a bright orange umbrella, he raised his iced latte toward the scaffolding dangling high above, dramatically toasting the crew of sunburned window washers.
“Must be nice down there!” one called out.
Suddenly, a fierce wind caught Wayne’s umbrella, launching it upward like a rogue missile. It soared twenty stories before wedging between the scaffolding’s safety ropes, blossoming into a perfect canopy.
The window washers cheered and the pool-goers laughed uproariously when Wayne realized his platinum blonde toupee had been carried off by the renegade umbrella.

NAR©2026
100 Words
This is “Poolside” by Webb Wilder
Everything on The Elephant’s Trunk was created by me, except where otherwise indicated, and may not be used without permission. Thanks for your consideration. NAR©2017-present.
Ha! Funny story this week. Nicely done. Karma indeed
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Thanks so much, Laurie!
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Dear Nancy,
Everything about this story, the photo and the song was is perfect and it all made me laugh.
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And for that I am very happy! Thanks so much, Rochelle
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Your story made me smile. Wonderful imagery, Nancy!
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I’m always happy for the smile, Brenda. Thanks! 😊
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Catchy title, feelgood story, and your amended image cracked me right up.
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No idea where this storyline came from but I thought it was funny. Glad you enjoyed it, Lisa.
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🙂
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Such a fun twist to the picture. So to speak.
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Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Karma. Having the rug as platinum blond gives it that extra oomph. Nice image manipulation.
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Thanks so much, Patrick. You know what they say about karma. This was great fun!
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Hahaha! That was hilarious, amica cara!
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Is there anyone who doesn’t know a bad toup when they see one (not counting the guy wearing it!)?? I couldn’t resist this one, cara. Mille grazie!
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Oh hell naw. One of the guides I hire for the tours has got the grungiest, most unnatural, disgusting thing on his head… it’s so awful, he ALWAYS wears a baseball cap on top of it. Who ya kidding?
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HAHAHAHA!!! Even he knows it’s a stinker! If he’s wearing a baseball cap, why the hell bother with the toup?!
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Seriously. I sure as shit would not go near it…
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Oh, fabulous! That was so funny… I’m still giggling.
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Hahaha! Thanks, Chris! Let this be a warning to all men wearing ridiculous toupees! 😂
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At least it was only his hairpiece.
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Thank goodness for small favors!! 😃
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Up, Up and toupee…. 😉
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Hahaha!! Great comment, Fleur! 😂
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Pride goes before a … gust of wind, I guess. Nice story, Nancy. 🙂
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Sounds about right. Thanks, David.
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funny, but could his real name be donald? 🙂
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Thanks plaridel. Anything’s possible!
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Clever doctoring of the picture
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Thanks, Neil! 👩🏼⚕️
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Oops!
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😂 👨🏼🦲
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haha! I had to go back to see that toupee! Too funny!
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All the more reason toups should be banned. Time to man up and embrace being glabrous! 😂 👨🏼🦲
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haha!!!
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Great story/poem and music but I have to go classical !!
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Brilliant, sis! How did I not think of this one??? 😁
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That must have been one hell of a gust.
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Thermal draft, no doubt! Thanks, Jim.
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This made me laugh Nance – poor old Wayne – not so vain now 😄
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Vain Wayne became inane! So glad this gave you a laugh, Ange. Thanks! 😄
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So funny, Nancy! I love what you did with the picture too!
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This was great fun, my friend. So glad you enjoyed it! Thank you!
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This is so hilariously funny, and another good reason why I don’t have toupee, my friend …
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Good! There’s always that one guy with the horribly ill-fitting toupee and not one member of his family has the decency to tell him he looks ridiculous! 😂 Thanks so much, my dear friend 🥰
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Oh, I would look ridiculous 😉
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Most men with toupees do! 😄
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Oops! Must be karma 😂
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Well deserved! Thanks, Sadje 😂
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You’re welcome 😉
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