Written for “Can You Tell A Story In” –
exactly 38 words using the prompts below.
breeches, tittle-tattle, spaceship, yoga

Hunky Commander Chris practiced yoga inside the spaceship when his skin-tight breeches split in the rear, igniting epic tittle-tattle across the galaxy. The delighted crew dubbed him “Major Mooncheeks”, ensuring his revealing morning stretch would become universally legendary.
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38 Words
This is “Bad Moon Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
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Major Mooncheeks…………….. love it Nancy!
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If all just fell into place, Di. Thanks!
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🤭 This is hilarious Nance and perfect song choice 🙌
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Thanks Ange! I couldn’t pass up an opportunity like that! 😂 🌝
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Good!!😃
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Ha ha ha…
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😂 Thanks sis!
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“Major Mooncheeks”–haha! I love that!
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He he he! Thanks, Lois! 😂
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😂😂😂
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Thanks sis! 😁
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My pleasure
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Your cheeky story gave me a much needed laugh my dear friend 🥰😊📘🎵
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I’m delighted to know that, my dear friend. Thanks for your kind words and a cool video 🎶🥰💙
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Always a delightful pleasure my friend 🥰📘🎶😴
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Hilarious! I love your sense of humour, it perks me up every time I read I come across one of your comedic yarns.
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Thanks so much, Sweets. That really means a lot to me. So please this made you laugh! 😄
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Wonderful – if only this were true! 😂
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Haha! I hear ya, Esther! 😂 Thank you! 😊
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Major Mooncheeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It’s the little things! 😂
Thanks, Maggie! 😄
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