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Weird Al Wednesday – 5.7.25

Hey! Welcome back to Weird Al Wednesday
featuring the comedic genius of Al Yankovic.
“Say, Al! There’s been some talk today about
whether Yoda is transgender … not that there’s
anything wrong with that. Do you think he is?

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If you love the Kinks (and who doesn’t), you’re gonna love Weird Al’s “Yoda” … a parody of the Kink’s song, “Lola”. The very clever “Lola” lyrics tell the story of a young man’s encounter with a transgender woman at a London club. The narrator is initially confused by Lola’s appearance and mannerisms, but ultimately accepts and becomes infatuated with her. Al’s song “Yoda” has nothing to do with London clubs or transgenders but, let’s face it … very little is known about Yoda. We don’t know what species Yoda is or Yoda’s sexual identify. Haven’t you wondered if Yoda is male or female? Well, after extensive research, I learned that Yoda is definitely male. And no, I did not peek under his robe! The name ‘Yoda’ is used to refer to all males of the species (whatever species that is!) while the females are called ‘Yaddle’. Who knew? The weird stuff you learn when you hang with me!
Since the demo version of “Yoda” had been so popular, Al wanted to include it on one of his albums. Securing permission from both George Lucas and the Kinks, however, was easier said than done. Although Lucas eventually gave Al permission, the song’s publishers turned him down. “Yoda” might have remained unreleased had it not been for a chance encounter between Al and Ray Davies, who wrote “Lola“. When Al asked him why he had not given his permission, Davies responded that he had never been asked! Davies gave the ok and the song was released on Al’s third album, Dare To Be Stupid.

This is “Lola” by the Kinks


LYRICS

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like coca cola
C-O-L-A, Cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A, Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said “Dear boy, won’t you come home with me?”

Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes, well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well, that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well, I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said “Dear boy, I’m gonna make you a man”

Well, I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Raymond Douglas Davies
Lola lyrics © Davray Music Ltd.

This is “Yoda” by Weird Al


LYRICS

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant carbonated soda,
S-O-D-A, soda.

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name
And in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
Y-O-D-A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well, I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet
But he’s wrinkled and green,
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before,
And I’ve never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
He said, “Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force.”

Well, I’m not the kind that’ll argue with Ben
So it looks I’m gonna start all over again
With my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
Well I stood on my head,
Well I won’t forget what Yoda said.
He said “Luke, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide.”
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

“I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed.
But, remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed”
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I’m gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I’ll be coming back some day
I’ll be playing this part till I’m old and grey.

The Long-term contract I had to sign
Says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda……

Written by: Ray Davies/Weird Al Yankovic


Thank for joining me this week and every week as we celebrate the weirdness that is Weird Al Yankovic. Are you weirdos having fun yet?

And remember what I like to say …. It’s good to laugh!

That’s all she wrote, kids. See you on the flip side. 😎

NAR©2025

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47 thoughts on “Weird Al Wednesday – 5.7.25”

    1. Me too! And what are the odds for a chance meet? Great luck! Ok, this isn’t one of Al’s hilarious numbers but it’s very clever and that’s definitely of his talents I appreciate. Yoda is an excellent parody and great fun! Thanks, Christian.

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    1. You have given me a boost I desperately needed, Esther! I’ve been down with a bad chest cold which has now migrated into my head and sinuses. It’s no fun. Knowing you look forward to Weird Al Wednesday has made my entire week! I’m so pleased to know you enjoy Al as much as I do! Thanks very much, Esther.

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      1. Yes indeed, Nancy … last night I was under that heavy cloud called ‘tiredness’ … sometimes I feel too slow and old for this WP blogging world, especially when my ‘stroke fatigue’ rears its ugly head … 🙂😴

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        1. I can just imagine! We put too much pressure on ourselves, at least that’s true for me, and I don’t know how to stop it. I comment on many posts and reply to scores of emails. The pressure is very real, it’s time consuming and I see no easy way out other than not replying at all which would be terribly rude. 🤷🏼‍♀️👩🏼‍💻😵‍💫

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          1. That’s our blogging world, Nancy … we have our ups and downs, but overall the challenge is an amazingly friendly and enjoyable hobby … 🤗📖😍🌏📘🎶

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