Today is World Laughter Day.
I’m the type of person who can easily be consumed by laughter and I’m talking about the whole ball of wax: doubled over, tears rolling down my face, unable to catch my breath. My family is so used to it, they just say “There she goes again” and laughs along with me.
So today let’s all laugh together. Who cares if it causes laugh lines? Not me!
I’d love to read your jokes or see your funny videos. Leave something in the comments box so we can all have a good laugh. After all – laughter is the best medicine.
NAR © 2023
The Elephant's Trunk 
When I was a kid, I tried to figure things out, to understand why things happened as they did . . .
The one thing I could never figure out was why when someone was getting married they had to go to someone else’s house where a bunch of women gave them a shower. I couldn’t understand why they couldn’t take a shower at home by themselves, Why did they need help? It made no sense to me.
I asked my mom about it, and she provided her usual succinct answer: “Don’t be stupid.”
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I see nothing wrong with your question! 😂
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I like funny cat videos 😂
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They’re the best! Got any good ones for us?
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Loved going through these comments and laughing my way down to the comment box! I’ll contribute this one-liner: “What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.” ❣️
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Excellent! I love that one! 🐸
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A wealthy man nearing the end of his life was distraught because he had worked so hard for his money, and he wanted to take it with him when he died. He prayed and asked God about it.
“Sorry,” said God. “Rules are rules.”
But the man begged and pleaded, and eventually God gave in.
“All right, you win,” said God. “I’ll make an exception. You can bring one suitcase.”
Overjoyed, the man took his largest suitcase, filled it with gold bars, and set it beside his bed.
Soon afterward, the man died and arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter welcomed him, but when he saw the suitcase he said, “You can’t bring that in here.”
The man explained that he had special permission from God. St. Peter was skeptical, but went to check the story out. After a few minutes he returned.
“You’re right,” he said. “God says you’re allowed one suitcase. But I’ll have to check its contents before letting it through.”
St. Peter opened the suitcase to inspect the worldly goods that the man had considered too precious to leave behind, and said in astonishment, “You brought pavement?”
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Very good, Blue! Very good! 😂
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Y’all are too funny.. how bout I;m reading you from the tub!🤣
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Oops! We won’t peek! 🛀🏼
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. 🦩
(It’s good to have pre-teen grandsons.)
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hahaha 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Two old men on the park bench: “What do you do when you can’t sleep?” “I count to three”. “No! And that always helps?” “Well, yes, sometimes I count to three thirty”.
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Excellent! I’ve got to remember that one! ⏰
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I don’t want to spam, so I don’t really dare to start 🙂 🙂
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Two legs? One leg?
Ground beef. Lean beef. Steak.
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Haha! Don’t quite your day job!
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I’m supposed to have a job? hahahah
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Now that’s funny!!! 😂
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Dam!
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What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
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I was wondering where the “dam” came from! Good one!
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Cat’s aren’t independent, contrary to typical belief. If you have more than one in the house, they sleep in a pile. We have four. They sleep on the couch, and they morph into one, big, fur throw. But don’t try to snuggle inside the throw; that’s how cousin Fred lost his right eye.
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I can relate! Fortunately, I still have both eyes but it’s come close at times!
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did you hear about the fisherman that was out of line?
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I had a feeling you’d be first. Good one! Thanks!
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🙂 🙂 It helps to have a bunch of jokes written ahead of time. Thanks 🙂 🙂
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