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featuring the comedic genius of Al Yankovic
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Tag: Tom Jones
Date Night
Written for Sammiβs Weekend Writing Prompt #407
using the word βmandateβ, Gerry & Sueβs Weekly
Prompts Wednesday Challenge (βstodgyβ), and
Sue & Gerryβs Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge
(βdaintyβ). In 71 words exactly, this is my little story.
Chills and Fever
Written for Sammiβs Weekend Writing Prompt #385.
The challenge is to write a poem or a piece of prose
in exactly 85 words using the word “vertigo”. Hereβs mine.

What is this sudden disequilibrium?
I feel like I could fall flat on my bum!
Tummyβs flipping and Iβm gonna be sick
Somebody get me some Pepto quick!
Ears are ringing, Iβve got a headache
Doctor, please! I need a break!
First a fever and now the chills
Pass me some of those magic pills!
My heart is racing like an SST
Give it to me straight, Doc. What’s wrong with me?
Whatβs that you say? Itβs love vertigo?
Thereβs no cure? Well, whaddya know!
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85 Words
From 1964, this is βChills and Feverβ featuring a 24 year old Tom Jones and his group, The Senators.
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