Maid – The Elephant's Trunk

C’est La Vie

Written for Esther’s “Can You Tell A Story In” –
exactly 57 words using the six prompt words
shown below. In 57 words, here’s my flash.

cat, pies, travesty, diamonds, chair, stationery

Written for OLWG #393 where our prompt words are
1) broken yellow teeth; 2) Austin Pendleton – as Fred; 3) prodigal.
This is my story.