Bob was having a bad day.
βGreat! Just great! First I drop my phone in the toilet; now I canβt find my Magellan! Where is that dang GPS? I coulda sworn I put it in the glove box a couple of years ago. This aughta be fun, trying to figure out how to get to my sales meeting without directions. Lemme take another look.
Nope, itβs not in here but thereβs my jumper cables. Thought I lost them the time my engine died on me the night of the office Christmas party. Hot damn, that was a wild shindig! Who woulda guessed Uptight Tina from R&D could be such a temptress?
Letβs see what we got here β¦ napkins, ketchup packets, pencils, pencils, more pencils, a menu from Panda Pavilion, a roach clip. No GPS. Now hold on just a second. Whatβs this? Oh man, do my eyes deceive me? A cassette tape! Right on!! Ah, that explains all the pencils! Oh man, from the days when music was good.
Hmm, looks like one of my old homemade jobs. I wonder whatβs on it β¦ writingβs all smudged so could be anything. Well, Iβm good and lost but at least Iβll have some company on the road. Iβm just gonna slip this baby in and see what develops.
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Far out!! βFree Birdβ!!β
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