Written for Weekend Writing Prompt
where our host Sammi asks us to use
“felicity” in exactly 78 words. Also
for Sue & Gerry’s Weekly Prompts
Weekend Challenge – “confused”.

Uncle Augie raised his champagne glass and beamed at the bride. “To Felicity and her new husband…. may your marriage bring endless joy!”
The bride and groom looked bemused. “Uncle Augie, I’m Felicia. Felicity’s the caterer.”
Augie, now terribly confused, squinted at the buffet table, then back at the bride. “Well,” he said, undeterred, “to the happy couple, and to our caterer, whoever you are, for the delectable shrimp!”
Everyone toasted the shrimp. Felicity, smiling, did a curtsy.
NAR©2026
78 Words
This is “The Shrimp Song” by The DigiHarmony Collective
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This is great Nancy!
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Thanks so much, Di. Glad you liked it.
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wonderful. One of the worst toasts, was at a wedding were the groom toasted his new wife but called her twice by her best friends name. Didn’t go down well
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Oh no! Once is bad enough; twice is grounds for divorce! 😂 Thanks, Gary.
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An honest mistake, and anyway, every one is so gracious! ❤️
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I thought so, too. Thanks for a lovely comment, Liz! 💕
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A wonderfully clever and genuinely funny piece!
I love how the confusion builds so naturally, and that final toast to the shrimp is absolutely delightful. The little curtsy from Felicity makes the ending even more charming.
🥂🦐✨
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Thanks so much for your gracious comments. 😊
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😂 Oh, I loved this, and thank you for sharing it with our challenge.
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Thanks much, Sue. It’s always a great pleasure for me. 😊
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Drinking and celebrating with a toast can lead to some humorous circumstances, nice story Nancy.
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That’s for sure, Jim; it happens in situations like this all the time. Thanks very much.
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Perfect!
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Merci, ma sœur. ☺️
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You made me laugh – as Willow says, there’s always one!
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Hahaha! That’s the truth! Thanks Esther; I’m happy you enjoyed this one. 😊
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This is brilliant there is usually something that goes amiss at a wedding- made me smile 😃
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Oh, that’s so true, Ange! Thanks, much; so glad you enjoyed this one. 😄
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❤️
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Fun little story and interesting song to go along with it. Actually the Shrimp Song is kind of catchy. I think it’s stuck in my head. 😀
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As long as you enjoy it, I guess having an ear worm isn’t a bad thing! Thanks for your fun comments.
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A delightful story, my friend … and we had a genuinely glorious wedding, but I cannot remember everything, and wedding toast has faded from my memory … but I remember our wedding waltz song …
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Sweetly said, my dear friend. 🥰 Was this your wedding song? I don’t recall every detail either but I do remember my brother-in-law’s toast: “May your life together be like a loaf of Italian bread …. long and full of dough!” 😂 And we danced to “Something” by the Beatles. Thank you, dear Ivor, for sharing beautiful memories and wonderful music. 🥰🎶👰🏻♀️🤵🏻💙😍
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The were wondering times and lots of lovely memories my dear friend 🥰🌞😊🌏💕
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My first big grin of the day! Brilliant, Nancy!
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I’m delighted to know that! Thanks so much, dear Keith 😊
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Nancy, there’s Uncle Augie. The confusion happens he gets the name wrong, mixed up the whole moment. But then something beautiful happens. He doesn’t panic. He just keeps going. “To the happy couple and to our caterer, whoever you are, for the delectable shrimp!”
And Felicity gives him a curtsy. That’s grace. That’s understanding that sometimes the mess is the memory. That’s knowing how to let someone stay human in front of everyone.
Love this. 💙
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Beautifully stated! I believe it’s vital for us, especially as we age, to maintain our sense of humor and laugh at ourselves when situations like this arise …. not as a cover-up, but to remember we are only human and these things happen. Besides, the two names are extremely similar (which was intentional on my part); anyone could make the same mistake. Uncle Augie brushed off his little faux pas and kept on trucking! Thanks so much; I’m happy to know you enjoyed this little story. 🥰
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Good old Uncle Augie… there’s always one! 💜💜
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Ain’t that the truth! Thanks, Sis 🥂
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