Written for RDP, where sgeoil asks us
to get creative with the word “silken”.
Thanks, Heather! Here’s where the prompt took me.

This made me crack up immediately.
My GI (Gastrointestinal) doctor is named Scott Silken.
Great name for someone who routinely performs colonoscopies, don’t you think?
Smooth as silk(en)!
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This is “Colonoscopy” by Tim Hawkins
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My husband’s foot doctor was Dr. Trench. Lol
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Oh Lord, that’s awful! Still, with that name, better a podiatrist than a dentist! 😂
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😀 that is too good Nance!
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Gotta laugh, right CA? Thanks! 😁
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Much better than the one who did my first ever gastroscope. He was named Hacker, and he wanted to be paid in advance.
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Hacker! LOL! That’s too funny, Iris! 😂
Hmmm……Never been to a doctor who expected payment first. 🤔
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In a country with a public health system, in a remote mining town, not everyone understood the concept of a private practice, and they wouldn’t pay their bills. (I always went private when I could afford it, to leave room in the public system for people who couldn’t afford it.)
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Lol! Perhaps he chose his profession according to his name? 😂
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Hahaha! That would be very funny! 😅
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👍🏼♥️👍🏼
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Oh my gosh! Thanks for the laugh!
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My pleasure!
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that’s some funny sh^t right there.
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Hahaha!! Too funny, Mark!
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Just leave it to a sailor to make a toilet joke….LOL
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Augh!!!!! Only you!
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Thanks, Toots!!
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It’s funny how some folks’ names are so descriptive of what they do. I have an undertaker friend whose name is Malcolm Potter.
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That is very good, D …. and a lot more subtle than Malcolm Gravedigger!
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I used to lead a fourth-grade lunchtime reading and writing workshop at our local school. We set it up for a few kids who were struggling with reading, but mixed in some of the more advanced readers as well so there was no stigma attached to the group. At the end of one of our six-week sessions, one of the kids asked me what my real name was. She thought Mrs. Read was a little joke.
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What a great story! I’ll always remember the principal of the Lutheran School I attended for 12 years …. Mr. Christian.
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And then they give you the photos. 😬😯 No thanks, Doc.
Dr Silken. That is hilarious, Nancy. I’ll bet he’s heard all the jokes.
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Yep! He’s got a sign in his office that reads SMOOTH AS SILK(EN)! 😂
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He should be sensitive to the signs 😔
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