Written for Gerry & Sue’s Weekly Prompts –
The One Day Prompt and for Sammi’s
Weekend Writing Prompt where we’re asked to
get creative in exactly 100 words using the prompt
word ‘defenestration’. Here’s where the prompts took me.

Dave had endured many things at the office: Karen’s sardine lunches, Bob’s motivational posters, the printer that jammed every Friday just before the big report was due.
But that one day when someone replaced his coffee with decaf, Dave snapped.
He gathered the printer, Karen’s sandwiches, and all of Bob’s motivational posters into his arms.
“Dave,” said HR nervously, “let’s talk about this.”
The window was already open.
What followed was the most satisfying defenestration in corporate history.
Dave was fired, naturally.
But somewhere below, a pigeon enjoyed an unexpected sardine sandwich, and Dave never felt better in his life.
NAR©2026
100 Words
This is “Under Pressure” by Queen & David Bowie
Everything on The Elephant’s Trunk was created by me, unless otherwise indicated. Thank you for your consideration. NAR©2017-present.

We all have days like these 💜💜
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Fortunately, we don’t all act out like David did! 😂
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Haha! I love that decaf was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I love the song that you shared, too, Nancy. ❤️
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Some things you just can’t mess with! ☕️ 🤣 This song is a classic and it works well here, I think. 🎶 Thanks very much, Lisa.
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I can only imagine how good Dave felt! Loved this.
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OMG yes! Finally ridding himself of all that BS! Thanks so much, Jodi.
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Poor man, replacing his coffee , a definite no,no. Brilliant tale, Nancy, and thank you for joining in with ‘One Day’
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When you mess with someone’s coffee, that’s crossing the line! ☕️ Thanks so much, Sue; I really appreciate your comments. As always, it’s a great pleasure for me to participate. 😀
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Oh, what an entertaining tale. I know how he feels. Sometimes it’s just too much. I would have snapped too if someone exchanged my coffee for decaf! 😁
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Dave may have lost his job but he kept his sanity! Thanks for sharing your thoughts, Brenda; I’m happy to know you enjoyed my story.
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Some jobs just have that effect! 🙂
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I’m glad I got out when I did!
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Bravo! All’s well that lands well. 👏🏻
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Especially for the pigeon! 😅 🐦 Thanks Michele 😊
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Yes! 😆 You’re welcome, Nancy. I’ve missed your stories. 🖊️✨
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A great flash for a favorite word!🤩 Defenestrators of the world, unite!!
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I’ll drink to that! Cheers! 🍸
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Wonderful story, Nancy. Intense, unmanaged, and chronic workplace pressure can lead to a severe, life-threatening mental health crises and sometimes throwing stuff out the window is your only option. Thank you for the wonderful Kevin Nealon birthday card, as it is the best one I ever got and I am going to keep it forever.
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I think Dave’s coworkers are lucky he didn’t throw them out the window! It cost him his job but he would admit it was worth it.
I’m so happy you liked your birthday card, Jim. I hope you have a fabulous day. Happy birthday, my friend! 🥳
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I’ve been Dave. Please don’t ask for details…. Nice write!
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I can easily understand. Thanks, Ron.
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Woohoo! You go, Dave!!!
Remember that scene in “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” with this song? Hilarious!
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Dave is a man on a mission! Good call, Lois. I totally forgot about that movie! 😆
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Great use of that peculiar word “defenestration”, Nancy …
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“Window” in Italian is “finestra” (Latin – “fenestra”); makes sense, eh? Thanks for a cool song! 🥰 🪟🎶
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I failed English at school, so Latin is beyond my comprehension 📖🥰😀
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😂
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That’s just hilarious Nance – I don’t blame him though- decaf!! 😅
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Thanks, Ange! Some things are just unacceptable! 😂
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🤣
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Haha! He must have felt so much lighter
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Even getting fired didn’t bother him! Thank you, Sadje!
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You’re most welcome dear sis
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