Written for Esther’s “Can You Tell A Story In” –
#320, exactly 63 words using the six prompt words
shown below. In exactly 63 words, here’s my flash.
noodles – clinic – swamp
dungarees – octogenarian – bargain
When the supermarket flyer arrived, I saw the ad: Ramen Noodles, 50 3oz packs for $8.00! First twenty customers only.
What a bargain! They’re usually twice as much.
I stripped off my dungarees, pulled on a wetsuit, ran down the street, jumped into the swamp, swam past the Octogenarian Erectile Dysfunction Clinic and got to the store just in time!
My lucky day!
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63 Words
This is “Whatever You Like” by Weird Al Yankovic (Parody of “Whatever You Like” by T.I.)
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The Elephant's Trunk 
Octogenarian Erectile Dysfunction Clinic –,first laugh out loud of the day!
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haha You must like those Ramen noodles a lot to go to all that trouble! Funny story! 🙂
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I couldn’t pass up a bargain like that, Barbara! 😆 Thanks very much.
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Where all the men using their penis pumps at the Octogenarian Erectile Dysfunction Clinic?
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I don’t know. Normally, I would have peeked in the windows, but I had to get to the store before they ran out of noodles!
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Wondrously witty and weird my friend …
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That’s me! Thanks for the excellent ELP video, my dear Ivor. 🥰 🎶
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My musical pleasure, Nancy 🎶😍🌏
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What more could we want – a funny story and Weird Al. What’s not to like?!
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😆 You are so right, Esther! Thank you 😂
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Brilliant and the funny thing is I can see you doing it 🤣
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Hahahahahaha! Thanks so much, Ange! 😂
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love it 💜💜💜
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This was fun! Thanks, Willow.
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Superb dear Nancy.
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Thanks very much, Praveen.
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Welcome dear Nancy ☺️☺️.
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hahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂
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Thanks, CA! Now I can go to sleep happy! 😃
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