Written for Esther’s “Can You Tell A Story In” –
#320, exactly 63 words using the six prompt words
shown below. In exactly 63 words, here’s my flash.
noodles – clinic – swamp
dungarees – octogenarian – bargain
When the supermarket flyer arrived, I saw the ad: Ramen Noodles, 50 3oz packs for $8.00! First twenty customers only.
What a bargain! They’re usually twice as much.
I stripped off my dungarees, pulled on a wetsuit, ran down the street, jumped into the swamp, swam past the Octogenarian Erectile Dysfunction Clinic and got to the store just in time!
My lucky day!
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63 Words
This is “Whatever You Like” by Weird Al Yankovic (Parody of “Whatever You Like” by T.I.)
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The Elephant's Trunk 
Where all the men using their penis pumps at the Octogenarian Erectile Dysfunction Clinic?
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Wondrously witty and weird my friend …
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What more could we want – a funny story and Weird Al. What’s not to like?!
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Brilliant and the funny thing is I can see you doing it 🤣
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love it 💜💜💜
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Superb dear Nancy.
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hahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂
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Thanks, CA! Now I can go to sleep happy! 😃
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