Written for Esther’s “Can You Tell A Story In” –
#317, exactly 31 words using these three prompt
words: “chimney”, “sparkle” and “naughty”.
In exactly 31 words, here’s my flash.
“Santa’s hiding behind his chippie’s chimney again.
He’s been such a naughty boy;
she can’t keep her hands off
his tight red sparkle pants.
Far as I’m concerned, he’s all hers!”
NAR©2025
31 Words
This is“Santa Baby” parody with Marilyn Monroe
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The Elephant's Trunk 
Mrs. Claus likes that more than stockings are hung by her chimney!! 😂😂😂
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Hahaha indeed! There may be snow on the roof but there is a fire in the furnace! Thanks, Lisa. 🎅🏼 ❤️🤶🏼
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haha very cute story and video. 🙂
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Thanks very much, Barbara. Full disclosure, I hate this song but the Marilyn Monroe parody was very cute. By the way, First To Eleven do a great cover of this song.
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Once he got those pants, it was all over!
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Those babies did sparkle! 🌟
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Mrs. Claus sees Santa as being a naughty man that is going to delight her in bed.
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…. as long as he wears his sparkle pants! 😉
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So cute Sis 💜💜😍
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Thanks, sis. It’s always fun to see the very different stories our WordPress friends write for these prompts. 🎅🏼 ❤️ 🤶🏼
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Those pants are hilarious! 😂
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They are an attention-getter! Thanks, Esther.
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Oh, Mrs Claus
Control your paws
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Wonderful, dear Ivor! 🥰🎶 Off to bed for me now. 😴
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Always my pleasure, and I’ll probably be still up … I’ve so much to do before I go away to Ballarat for Christmas 🎄📚📘💚🌏🐶
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It’s been said “it’s the most wonderful time of the year”! 🥰 🌲
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