Written for Esther’s Laughing Along
With A Limerick #260. The prompt
word is ‘boring’. This is my limerick.
The elves claimed toy-making was boring
and bitched about Santa’s loud snoring
but what irked them the most
and really burned their toast
was how the reindeer had ruined the flooring!
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This is “All You Need Is Elves” by Bob Rivers
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The Elephant's Trunk 
That is such a funny limerick, and not boring at all! I liked the silly song, too. 🙂
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Thanks, Barbara! So glad you liked my funny limerick.
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Hahahaha! Who let the reindeer in anyway?
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Mrs. Claus ain’t happy and somebody’s gonna get a talking to! 🤶🏼 🦌 💩
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Truly. Love them dearly but they do not belong inside! Not the house, anyway. 🤶🏼 🥰🦌
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🌳 🦌🌳
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😂😂😂
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😂 👍🏼 😂 Thanks Lisa
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The elves should have known better that reindeer are outside animals. I loved your limerick, Nancy.
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I think elves are short tempered nasty little fucks. I wouldn’t want to get on their bad side. Thanks, Jim. 😂
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They do make some tasty cookies.
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Indeed they do! 😋
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Well, that’s shitty! hehehehe
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😂 😂 😂 Thanks, Jodi!
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Oh Poop!
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Bad, bad reindeer! No treats for them! 🦌
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First off I love the video, never heard it before. The slip, sliding across the floor on dropped chocolate chips all over the place, bad Rudolph Bad Dancer…😁
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😂 😂 clearly, the reindeer have not been housebroken!
Ernie, go to YouTube and check out Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas. Two of my favorite are “Walking ‘Round In Women’s Underwear” and “Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire”. I hope to play more of his songs over the next two weeks. They are hilarious. Thanks very much.
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Ha ha didn’t expect that one!
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😂 😂 Good! Exactly as I planned it! Thanks, D.
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This is hilarious. Gotta watch those reindeer!
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You said it, Esther! Watch your step! Thanks so much.
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Forgot to say love that All You Need is Elves! 💜💜💜
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Thanks so much, Willow.
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😀😀😀😀😄 I have often wondered about the logistics of all those elves and reindeer 🦌 living together….. Now I know 😜
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I always thought elves were nasty little fucks; they probably got the reindeer all worked up and they couldn’t help themselves. Shit happens! 🤣 🤣
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💜💜😜😜😜😜
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Hilarious … and the elves would have to put up with trampled toasties as well …
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😂 😂 very funny video, dear Ivor. Thanks for the good laugh! ❤️ 🎶
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Tis the season to be jolly 🌏😍💕🧑🎄
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HO HO HO dear Ivor! 🥰 🎅🏼 ❤️ 🤶🏼😍
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Quite good Nancy 😂
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Thanks very much, Brian. I’m so glad you liked it!
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Haha! Hilarious
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😂 Thanks so much, cara. So glad you liked it.
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You’re welcome dear friend
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