A little holiday fun!
Why can’t I wear white after Labor Day?
Why do people sit on their horns and blast you the second the light changes?
Why don’t Twinkies ever go bad?
Why do people race to get into the express lane only to drive 30 MPH?
Why do people drive around with their radio volume turned up to “Bleeding Ears” level?
Why does the pizza place cram a large pie into a small box so all the sauce and cheese slides to one side?
Why does the guy sitting next to me on the bus smell like he ate a raw onion for lunch?
Why do our driver’s license photos look like we just came off a three-day bender?
Why is there always someone in the audience at a rock concert who yells out “Free Bird!”?
Why is every other guy in England named Mick, Ian, Nigel … or Clive? 😁
Why is there always a kid kicking the back of your seat at the movie theater?
Why do pencils either have dried up erasers or no points?
Why do people recite their phone number at warp speed at the end of a voice mail?
Why is my favorite show always interrupted by some lame news report?
Why didn’t anyone ever call Kramer by his first name?
Why do I always choose the public bathroom stall which has no toilet paper?
Why does a toothache always flare up on a holiday or a weekend?
Why does someone leave their shopping cart right next to my car in the parking lot?
Why does someone have to tailgate me when we’re the only two cars on the road?
Why did the Beatles have to break up?
HAPPY LABOR DAY!
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Hahahaha! A lot of why’s! X
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LOL! Just like little kids are always asking “why?”
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Why 😂😎
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As my dad liked to say whenever I asked too many questions: “Y is a crooked letter!” 😂
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😂😂😂
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At least we know the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything – if we’ve read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy that is!
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Our life manual back in the day!
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Well, we know know the answer to that third question about Twinkies. Radiation and plastic, like Walmart shrimp. Yikes!
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OMG! Two words that should never be used together: Walmart and shrimp. I mean, seriously? 😳🤢
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Seriously!!!
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😂
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Difficult questions to answer.
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That they are, dear Sadje.
Share the answers if you know them! 😂
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I am myself seeking the answers
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Oh my gosh, what a great list!!
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Thanks, Rene. I’m glad to know you enjoyed my fun questions!
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I did… I tend not to ask questions much now–I mean, to other people, because I sound ignorant of whatever is current, maybe. But I ask God a LOT of questions! Have a blessed week💖
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Thanks for sharing, Rene. I talk to God daily; he’s a good listener. 😊
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Yes HE is! And He has great answers! This may sound crazy, but–several times a day at least, I can’t find something, and ask Him where I put it…and within a short time He has led me right to it!😊 Decreases my stress!
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That doesn’t sound crazy to me; that’s faith. We all approach it differently. It’s personal. Whatever works for you is your path to peace. I’ll say goodnight now, Rene. Until next time. 🙏🏼
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Sleep well!
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Great questions, Nancy! 😂❤️
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Thanks, Lisa. Happy Labor Day!
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Love your questions, Nancy! 🙂
My favorite may be, “Why is there always someone in the audience at a rock concert who yells out “Free Bird!”?”, which is so true and so annoying – as much as I like the song! 🙂
Happy Labor Day! 🙂
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Haha! I know I’ve heard it! 😂
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“driver’s license photo” 😂 Thanks for the laughs! It appears you’ve been adding to this list for a while. 🤣👍🏻 Happy Labor Day!
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Inquiring minds want to know, Michele! 😂 Hope you’re enjoying the holiday; it’s a gorgeous day here for a BBQ with our sons and grands. 😊
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😂 So glad you’re enjoying your day with your family. 😊 A relaxing day here. 🌞🙏🏻
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Good questions, and I hope you’re enjoying your Labor Day.
And I’ll have you know that ‘Clive’ is anything but a common name here – we aren’t unique, but we are a select few 🤣
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It’s a great day …. BBQ with our sons & grands and now just relaxing.
I threw your name in at the last minute hoping to get a reaction. I was not disappointed. 🤣
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Sounds lovely!
I knew you were throwing me a bait, but it was too good to resist 🤣
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Ah, the questions of the Universe. Why do tornadoes always touch down in trailer parks…
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😂 Excellent question, D! 🌪️
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Why indeed Nancy. Good musical choices too.
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Thanks, Di. Enjoy the music!
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Love it! I have those questions too!
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But who has the answers? 😂
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Happy Labor Day to you too!
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The kids on our street were outside playing until 11pm last night and back out again before 8 this morning …. milking every last drop of summer vacation.
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Happy labour day to you, Nancy.
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Thanks very much, Esther.
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I have the answers to all of these questions, Nancy but I can’t share them with you because today is a holiday.
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I have no doubt you do, Jim, but even the Answer Man need a day off! Happy Labor Day!
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I even have the answer for the answer man.
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😁😁😁😁
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This is such a beautiful song and what a voice on Karen Carpenter! Thanks, Willow.
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and it starts with Why Do!
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