Written for Friday Fictioneers where our host Rochelle
asks us to use the photo below as inspiration
to write creatively in 100 words or less while
making every word count. This is my flash.

It was never my intention to stay in this place very long. The move was one of necessity; it happened during Covid when we were given a few days to prepare for lockdown. Unsure of how long we’d be stuck here, we stockpiled hand sanitizer and nonperishables. I’m a steadfast vegetarian; among my dietary needs are ancient grains, Ka’Chava protein powder and Deva Vegan vitamins. I’ve been keeping inventory; someone has been methodically stealing my stuff. Thieving bitch needs to be stopped. Now, concealed among the cabinet’s contents is a razor-sharp mousetrap. Amputated fingertips seems a fair price to pay.
NAR©2024
100 Words
This is “Bitch” by the Rolling Stones
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Ooh! I want to hear the screams of the thief the next time they go a-pilfering! And that ‘play’ button on the video fits just perfect for that album!
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You naughty boy, Fishman! Who knew you had such a devilish streak? 😈
When this album first came out, I had one of the copies with a working zipper (remember them?). You can bet the first thing we did was take a peek! Needless to say, we were very disappointed! 🤣
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Whoa, that escalated quickly! I’d certainly stay out of your way… 😉
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That feeling of being violated can fun very deep and make people do things they normally wouldn’t do.
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That’s true!
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Dear Nancy,
I didn’t know you had such an evil side. Doesn’t sound like anything I’d want to steal. 😉 Music well-paired to the story.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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It must be my Sicilian blood, Rochelle. We sure do know how to hold a grudge!
Honestly, nothing in that cabinet appeals to me either! That’s the beauty of make believe!
Shalom, dear Rochelle
~ Nancy
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Oh ouch, that’s not going to end well for someone. A tough time for all.
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You make a good point, Laurie!
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Desperate times call for desperate measures
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Hahaha!! Indeed they do! 🪤
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😜😜😜
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Hahah, this is perfect. from text to music. And the thief can cook a soup out of their own fingertips.
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Yikes! You took that to a whole new level! 🤣
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You’re welcome. 😂
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wow that got me, wonderful
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Delighted to know that! Thanks so much!
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a hidden camera would help to catch the thief. 🙂
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Spoken like a true sleuth …. or a thief! 😂
Thanks, Plaridel!
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Maybe if they ate meat, they wouldn’t be so nasty! Just sayin’ 😉
Your Sicilian is coming out (though would one actually be a vegetarian? I can’t see it LOL)
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Meat lover here, baby! Kale has its place but it’s not on my table! 🤣
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I would have been surprised had it not been the case. And come on… cavolo nero has its place in so many great recipes (and when it cannot be found, good ole kale will do).
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My mother made soup with cavolo nero, white beans and ground sausage decades before kale became all the rage! She’d pick weeds off the shoulder of the highway, bring them home for a good scrubbing and cook them up. We teased we were going to get her a bumper sticker which read “I brake for dandelions!” 😂
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See? And I love that!! Too funny and let’s face it, resourceful!
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Mom wasted nothing! Old corduroy drapes became a 3 piece suit for my father …. I kid you not! 🤣
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I love it. And we need to go back to not wasting, to appliances lasting 40 years, to learning how to fix shit. I swear. In going forwards, we have gone way backwards!
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Speaking of appliances, did I ever tell you I have my mother’s full-size Frigidaire freezer in my basement? Thing works like a charm and has never needed service. Oh yeah …. it’s 65 years old! 🤯
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See what I mean? And wow on your freezer! Today’s appliances – you’re lucky if they pass the 10-year mark. And they do it on purpose while they bitch about the landfills.
I had my first fridge for 30 years. Pretty good… The ones (yes plural) I have since had, I don’t even like.
My freezer – gotta go check the model – Kenmore – I have had since… Jeez… 1993-94? Never serviced either.
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Planned obsolescence. Fridge(s) plural for me too. So far the newest one has served us well for about 8 years which is nothing in the scheme of things. We have ours built into the cabinets so we’re limited to size and model. If GE stops making this model, we’ll have to redo our entire kitchen! 🤣
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It’s awful. As if they’d go out of business if they made products that last. Oy! Well… maybe by the time you have to replace it, you’ll WANT to remodel!!
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Who knows? A remodel might be nice. New house on side street by us is on the market for 3 mill! I’ll email you the link.
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I did mine two years ago so I’ll be good forever 😉 And that is quite the house!
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You did it! You included the Stones for this one. Totally matches and heightens the mood of you narrator!🖤🖤
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Yesss!! I had to, especially since my hubs said ‘it works!’ I don’t include them often enough. Thanks, Liz! 😎😝
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The Rolling Stones began incorporating horns into their music, particularly during the “Sticky Fingers” era, and Bitch without the horns would have never sounded as good.
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You got that right, Jim!
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Oh, the places your mind doth go!
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LOL! Must have been the ancient grains!
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I’ll try not to get on her wrong side!
With that title, as I started reading the story I had a feeling I knew what song was coming – I was right! Perfect choice 😊
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She’s creative, isn’t she? 🤣
Sticky Fingers was supposed to be a temporary title but when Bill read it, he said I should go with it. Great memories of a fabulous album!
Thanks, Clive 😊
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It’s a great title, and an album I loved. I had one of the copies with the zip that worked – there was nothing underneath it 🤣
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Hahaha!! I know; we all looked! 😛
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Ouch! Don’t mess with her stuff.
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Damn straight! 🪤
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Nice choice of accompanying music, both the track and the album. (I see what you did there! Nice one!) 🙂
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Flashbacks to another lifetime and a terrific LP.
Thanks, Cee Tee! 😊
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I did not see that coming! hopefully (?) neither does the thief 😀
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Ooh, I love when people say that! Thanks, Sweets 😊
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I guess there’s some people you just shouldn’t steal from
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Not if you value your digits!
Thanks, Neil.
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Eeeeek don’t mess with Nancy 😁💜💜💜
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It’s a Sicilian thing! 😎
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So shall I make you an offer you can’t refuse
We’ll put a lock on that cupboard you’ve nothing to lose.
I managed to swerve the mouse trap and ended up with a bruise.
Sorry I helped myself but I was broke!
😊💜💜
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Hahaha!! You’re welcome in my kitchen any time, Sis! 🤎🤎
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wouldn’t it be great to meet up 😁😁
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Would be brilliant! 😁
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Take my name off of your list
I am allergic to a chopped fist
I didn’t think a little food would be missed.
I shall buy you some tomatoes sun kissed
💜💜💜
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🤎👏🏼🤎
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😯😯😯💜💜💜💜
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Yikes, that seems vicious. Perhaps a warning should precede the possibility of amputation.
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Warning schwarning! Don’t mess with the ancient grains! 🤣
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Understood!
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Yikes. That Thief is in a for a very bloody surprise!
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A lesson not soon forgotten! 🩸
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Ohh yes. Remind me to never get on your bad side! 🪤😂
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🤣
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