Written for Friday Fictioneers where our host Rochelle
has asked us to use the photo below as inspiration
to get creative in 100 words or less,
making every word count. Here’s my flash.

“You’re insane if you think I’m getting on that floating theme park, Martha!”
“It’s our anniversary cruise, George.”
“Anniversary? Ha! Did you think this was going to ‘turn me on’?”
“You’re an idiot, George. Your plumbing rusted over years ago!”
“Do shut up, you hag! Why a cruise? There are people here. I hate people! In fact, I barely tolerate you.”
“To broaden our horizons, engage in interesting conversation, enjoy the fresh air. You’re such a plebeian, George!”
“It’s the ’round-the-clock buffet, isn’t it Martha?”
“The shrimp is to die for. Are you coming or what?!”
“Right behind you, darling!”
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100 Words
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Great!
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Thanks very much!
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Your welcome😊
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The course of true love never did run smooth. Shakespeare must’ve been thinking of these two…😉
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I love my literary misanthropic spawn! 😂
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The way through a man’s misanthropic feelings is through his stomach.
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Apparently so! And Martha is a master button pusher!
Thanks, James.
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Dear Nancy,
I guess she knows what buttons to push. You made me laugh.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle –
This loving couple of misfits have been together long enough to know where all the buttons are located!
Knowing this gave you a laugh has made my day!
Shalom
🕊️
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Aha, that buffet gets them all in the end. Nice little snippet of a pair potentially not that suited to each other, and yet… the reason they are together shows through. Lovely
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Thanks, Laurie. I love these two misfits and feel like they are my spawn! They’re so much fun and the potential for continued misadventures is strong. I’m glad you enjoyed this little tale of George & Martha!
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One would think they’d get all the shrimp they could eat at the White House. It’s important in a relationship to have similar interests. Let’s just hope Martha never meets Bubba. He can shrimp all day.
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All true! And I could eat shrimp all day! Nom nom nom 🍤
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Oh, I love George and Martha. They are made for each other and make it work in their own way and that’s what counts. They remind me of a few couples I know. 😊
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These two have faced chastisement and ridicule since the beginning; it doesn’t seem to bother them. Their dysfunctional attitudes work and I believe they love each other despite their malevolent sniping.
Thanks, Brenda! I love working with George and Martha; there are so many possible predicaments for them. I’m delighted to know you love them, too. Thanks for your great comments! 😊
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I’m getting to like this couple, more please!
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I’m so glad, Keith! They’re like my babies!
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She should have lead with shrimp. lol
Fun story.
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But what fun would that have been? 😂
Thanks, Dawn.
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I’m with George: people, bad; food, good.
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At least you know what you’re getting when it comes to food …. usually!
Thanks, Iris. 😊
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Why do I think if someone hears a splash in the middle of the night it’s going to be either Martha or George hitting the water? (My money’s on Martha because of the rusted over plumbing line. Poor George.)
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Hahaha! Could be, Fishman! But George is no Prince Charming! 😂
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ha ha ha Those 2 deserve each other. He needs to be thrown overboard tho 😉
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Heeheehee! They are such a lovely couple of dysfunctional misfits, both insufferable.
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Haha! Great episode, Nancy. 😃🩷
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Thanks, Lesley! I love messing around with these two misfits! 😀❤︎
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Haha! Fits finds other! (Irish expression) 🤓
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I can dig it! 😎
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🤗🩷xx
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Yep, that sounds about right. I had to bribe my husband with lunch out so he’d go with me and Leola to the mall last weekend…of course it worked.
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It’s just the other way around here, D! I hate shopping in real stores and even more so with Bill. He takes for-fucking-ever! I’ve never known a guy to try on so many shirts and pairs of pants; I’m exhausted half-way through our trips. But I do get lunch out of it so all’s forgiven. 😂
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That’s too funny! I actually have to be in the mood to shop, or I’m being pressured by an adorable 12-year-old!
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Haha! I know that feeling!
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You would have to pay me a lot to go on a cruise ship despite the shrimp.
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Same here, Matt. For starters, I get seasick just looking at boats which is a shame because we live by the water and we own a boat! My husband goes fishing every Saturday with his buddy and sometimes he’ll take the grandkids out with our one daughter-in-law who doesn’t get seasick. Our sons and other daughter-in-law all get seasick. It’s a damn shame!
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I had never heard of a family besieged by seasickness such as yours. Talk about it ‘runs in the family’. Extraordinary. That is more than a shame. It’s almost a tragedy.
I was in the Navy for a number of years, so I’m not paying to go on a ship. Also living in such close proximity of so many civil seafarers, casinos and what have you is not my idea of a holiday. I prefer my tourism aimed towards places where less tourists congregate.
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I can definitely dig that line of reasoning.
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There is both companionable love and cruelty in this banter. Nicely done
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They will deny it but they love each other. They also feed off each other’s dysfunction but the truth is, no one else could ever tolerate being married to George or Martha. They are a perfect match. Thanks, Neil.
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A marriage based on food. This explains the saying; the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I loved the banter.
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Sorry. Clicked too early. My comment is above.
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No prob!
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I love playing around with these two misfits! They definitely deserve each other. Thanks, James!
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I love this pair they are as you say btge perfect match 💜💜
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They wouldn’t survive a day with anyone else. I love them, too! Thanks, Willow. 🩶🩶
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they certainly would not 💜💜
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He is a greedy p*g 🤪
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🐷 Maybe so but she still loves him and he loves her in their very dysfunctional and complicated marriage. They wouldn’t last five minutes with anyone else and would defend each other to the death. That’s something to be said for them. Thank you, Sadje!
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Interesting relationship
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i suppose the secret to their long-lasting marriage is that they both find humor in one another.
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And that, my friend, is one of the keys to a long and happy marriage. Take it from someone who’s been married 52 years; a sense of humor, compassion, open communication, respect, honesty and truly liking your partner are, IMO, the foundation to a long-lasting marriage. All those ingredients equal love and without them a relationship will crumble.
That’ll be $500! 😂
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Loved reading this adventure of Martha and George. I hope that they didn’t spend the entirely of their anniversary cruise bickering over anything and everything. But then again, it seems nearly impossible for these too to agree on anything without a fight! 😂
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It’s in their bones, Shweta, and they will deny it repeatedly but they love each other. They also feed off each other’s dysfunction but the truth is, no one else could ever tolerate being married to George or Martha. They are a perfect match and I doubt either one will go overboard on this cruise.
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Indeed. They’re the perfect fit for each other. Looking forward to reading more of their adventures 😃 ❤️
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Thank you, Shweta. Good night from New York. ❤
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