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Supper’s Ready

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An oldie from 2017, revamped to
include several word prompts from
FOWC with Fandango,
Moonwashed Weekly Prompt and
Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge.

Hard boiled egg whites, cottage cheese, skim milk. Day 1. Brian sighed.

Boiled rice, a mozzarella slice, lactose-free milk. Day 2. Brian cried.

Yogurt, tofu, almond milk. Day 3. Brian died …. just a little. 

What a drag.

After receiving the diagnosis “ULCER”, Brian’s wife Ali had been lovingly, carefully packing his lunches. He checked the contents of his bento box: plain broiled cod, boiled cauliflower and coconut milk. β€œThis must be her White Period”,Β he thought, wistfully.Β 

Sensitive and embarrassed coworkers averted their eyes as they passed Brian’s cubicle on their way to lunch. Gone were the cheerful calls β€œC’mon, Brian! We’re going to Smokin’ Joe’s Hot Wings for lunch!” or β€œSalsa and nachos in the hospitality room, guys!” Oh, the humanity! 

Brian’s computer pinged. It was an email from Ali: β€œHi, hon. Hope you’re having a great day. Did you find the Maalox I put in your backpack? We’re having something special for dinner tonight …. poached chicken, brown rice and garbanzo beans …. hope you’re hungry! Love ya, babe! xo”  

β€œAh, Ali’s Beige Period.” Brian stared blankly at the computer screen. β€œI wonder how many beige foods there are …. oatmeal, boiled potatoes, matzoh….” 

How long could he continue at this rate?

Depressed, fatigued and hungry, Brian put his head in his hands; a solitary tear fell through his fingers onto his khakis. Slowly the wet spot morphed into the shape of a slice of pizza. β€œWhat the …. ?!” Incredulous, Brian blinked and wiped his eyes. β€œWhat’s happening to me?!” Images of devilish, cramp-inducing, bowel-seizing delicacies danced β€˜round his head …. jalapeΓ±o poppers, tacos, barbecued ribs.

The dreaded hunger hallucinations! Sweating, Brian texted Ali. β€œBabe. Last minute meeting with the deputy mayor. Sorry, I’m gonna miss dinner. Love ya!”  

Brian lied. 

Grabbing the bottle of Maalox and a Smokin‘ Joe’s menu from his desk drawer, Brian bolted from his cubicle, giddy as a school girl at her first dance.

β€œOutta my way, boys, outta my way!!”

Brian knew he was taking a big chance but he just didn’t care. He was starving, dammit! And out he ran, laughing and joyfully shouting, “JalapeΓ±o-effing-poppers, baby!!”

NAR Β© 2024

Doing a great parody of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”, this is “Weird Al” Yankovic with “Eat It”

FOWC with Fandango β€” Drag
FOWC with Fandango β€” Content
FOWC with Fandango β€” Sensitive
Moonwashed Weekly Prompt – Hospitality
FOWC with Fandango β€” Rate
FOWC with Fandango β€” Fatigued
Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge – Chance

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  6. It’s a great parody of a classic. Having had almost 4 years of trying to get Hubby’s diet sussed due to gastro issues and chronic reflux, I am glad I never resorted to a white or beige period, more liquid, sloppy and slushy, sigh. Things are better, but we still have to be careful.

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  7. Sometimes, in the beginning, it’s hard. Then it gets easier. Then it gets healthier. Then you feel healthier. But in the beginning, that song is always playing in the back of your mind…!

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  12. Maalox or not, Brian is going to be having JalapeΓ±o-effing-poppers nightmares later that night. Great write and thanks for fitting in all those FOWC with Fandango prompt words! πŸ™

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