Mon Dieu! What is this? A Cease and Desist Order or I am to leave Montréal!
So now it is MY problem that the statues in Montréal are so inviting? They are just the right size and height for me to … how do you say? … do my business.
Well, pardonne moi! With tasty petite scraps of poutine, tourtières, pâté chinois, fèves au lard, cretons and the like readily available, what is a pijon to do?
And where do they expect me to go? New York? Sacré bleu! I’ve heard the pigeons there are like flying rats!
Oh no, no, no! This will never do! And what’s worse, I have to go home and tell my wife!
That will be the coup de grâce for me!
NAR © 2023
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The Elephant's Trunk 
😂 This was a fun read!
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Thanks, Beth! I’m pleased to know you enjoyed it.
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Montreal is a gorgeous city! I love the French food references here too 😁
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Yes, it is. I have family there.
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Excellent I do want to visit Quebec City down the road
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Hahaha, good one, Nancy! A little french here and there made it more spicy 😊🤗
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Oh, oui oui! It’s the spice that counts! So glad you enjoyed this one, KK!
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Yes , flying poop everywhere beasties!
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There’s no getting around it; they will find you!
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…and my car.
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oh, la vache!
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They are tough old birds!
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I could hear this one and it made me giggle with glee! So fun.
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I hope you were listening with a French Canadian accent! 😂
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My daughter’s preschool teacher was French Canadian and I totally heard her voice!
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Love the story that arose out of that opening image! 😂
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Thank you, Layla! I immediately saw the humor in a reading pigeon!
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Gave me the giggles. Have a great weekend.
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Thanks, Staci!. You too. Happy Mother’s Day weekend!
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One man’s pigeon is another’s dove.🕊️😆
I did have some Boston pigeons chase me for my sandwich. The New York ones probably would have done the same thing…
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The NY pigeons would have pistol whipped you, then taken your lunch and jewelry. Let’s not even talk about Chicago pigeons! 🤣
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Thanks, Deb! 😂
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🤣 No kidding, mon Dieu!
Yes, they are the symbol of peace , blah blah…but ever since they made a toilet out of my AC unit and attacked me (while on the 6th floor balcony) as I was trying to clean up…I can only say that A good pigeon is …a pigeon anywhere but where I am!
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You haven’t lived until you’ve done battle with NY pigeons but it sounds like you’ve got your hands full as it is! Merde!
Did you catch my little joke in the title? 😁
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Merde is pretty accurate 🤣
I did…😎
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😂 Nancy 😂
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Nuff said, David! Glad it gave you a laugh. Thanks! 🐦
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