LET’S DO IT

The Sicilian Storyteller

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. ☕️
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 💣
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 🫀
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. 🐷
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Creepy. 🪳
(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 😖
(Don’t try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. 🦗
(Honey, I’m home. What the ….?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. 🏈
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. 🐟
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. 🦁
(I still want to be a pig in my next life – quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. 🦋
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 👅
(Hmm…….)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. 🤚🏼
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. 🐘
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. 🐈‍⬛
(I wonder how much the government spent to figure that out. Why doesn’t the government spend as much $$ figuring out how to cross a pig and a lion?? Then in my next life, I could come back as a lion pig!! Not a lying pig; we already have them. They are called politicians!!)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. 👁️
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. 🧠
(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. ✋🏼
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 👫 🐬
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Aren’t you glad I’m here to provide you with all this vital information? Hey, you never know when it might come in handy.

NAR © 2023

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42 thoughts on “LET’S DO IT”

  9. Not a good idea to have a zip of hot coffee as I read this…🤣☕😂

    Thanks for the laugh, Nancy! Much needed!!

    (I knew there was a reason I wasn’t ashamed to be a pig at the Chinese horoscope, when they were making fun of that 🐷)

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