Short Story

For What It’s Worth

Written for RDP where Punam’s word of the day
is ‘chimera’ and for Sue and Gerry’s Weekly Prompt –
The One Day Prompt
. Here’s where the prompts took me.

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One day, while helping my Great Aunt Agatha do some house cleaning, I accidentally knocked over her Chinese jade chimera statue. I love my Great Aunt Agatha but I wasn’t terribly upset about the broken statue; I thought it was rather ugly. You can imagine my shock and confusion when Great Aunt Agatha went ballistic and tore into me.

“You irresponsible idiot!”, she screamed.

“But Aunt Agatha!” I protested. “You always said this was an old, worthless piece of junk!”

Great Aunt Agatha looked like she was about to lunge at me. “What I said was this is an ‘ancient priceless relic’! It’s irreplaceable and worth a fortune!”

It sure looked like junk to me.

NAR©2025

This is “Call Me Irresponsible” by Bobby Darin

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39 thoughts on “For What It’s Worth”

    1. Thanks so much, Lisa. I’ve been a big fan of Bobby Darin all my life. When I was a child growing up in The Bronx, there was an amusement park called Freedomland. Performers like Bobby Darin and Connie Francis and Louis Prima would perform in the Moon Bowl and that was the beginning of my love affair with concerts and live music.

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  1. What a wonderfully witty tale—equal parts chaos, comedy, and priceless shock!
    A chimera turning from “junk” to “treasure” made me grin from ear to ear.
    Aunt Agatha’s fury felt so vivid I could almost hear the shatter echo.
    Amazing how objects hold value not in sight, but in story and sentiment.
    Loved every word—this one day truly became unforgettable!

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  2. Jade is a fine, exciting stone that doesn’t necessarily conform to Western beauty standards. But once you’ve discovered its beauty, a vast world opens up. (This one is rather on the lower end, so in that sense you weren’t entirely wrong.) All the best, Nancy!

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