Limerick

Pitiful Picnic

Written for Esther’s Laughing Along
With A Limerick #226
using the word
grim’ and for Sadje’s What Do You See?
#283
. The photo
prompt shown below
is our inspiration. This is my limerick.

© Image credit: Julee Juu @ Unsplash

BARBIE GRAZED IN THE VERY GREEN GRASS
WHEN KEN DOLL JUST HAPPENED TO PASS
WITH PIZZA BOUGHT ON A WHIM
HIS CHANCES WERE GRIM
COS BARBIE WAS A GLUTEN-FREE LASS

NOW KEN WAS AS DUMB AS STUMP
AND BABS HAD NO TIME FOR A CHUMP
SHE JUMPED IN HER CAR
AND SAID ‘AU REVOIR!
I’M LEAVING! THIS PLACE IS A DUMP!”
 

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38 thoughts on “Pitiful Picnic”

  1. Gotta dig Kens cargo pants and Barbies pony tail. Momo has her Barbie and Ken from back in the day. She was going to give them to the granddaughters but the mama said the dolls were too explicit and toxic. I guess a doll can be too much. Right?

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        1. Our eldest granddaughter(now 16) had my Barbie, complete with case and clothes, until she was 13, then she handed it over to our 5 yr old granddaughter. I never had a Ken doll or any other accessories like a car or house. We created our own fun.

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