Written for Friday Fictioneers where our host Rochelle
asks us to use the photo below as inspiration
to write creatively in 100 words or less while
making every word count. This is my flash.

“Now you’ve gone and done it, George …. you stupid idiot!”
“Tell me, Martha, all-knowing bovine …. what is the problem?”
“The problem, Einstein, will be descending this slippery slope without breaking our necks.”
“How the hell did we get up here, woman?”
“Taxi …. the one you summarily dismissed.”
“I did no such thing! Well, we’ll just walk down! Child’s play, Martha.”
“You’re drunk as a skunk, George. You can barely stand.”
“Nonsense, Madam! I’m in perfect control. Hang on!”
“Don’t touch me, you maniac! I’m falling!”
“Fear not, Old Girl! Your ass will cushion the blow!”
“I hate you, G-E-O-R-G-E!”
NAR©2024
100 Words
Vol. 4 can be found HERE
This is “Catch Me Now I’m Falling” by The Kinks
All text, graphics and videos are copyright for Nancy (The Sicilian Storyteller), The Elephant’s Trunk and The Rhythm Section and are not to be used without permission. NAR©2017-present.
How these two stay together is anyone’s guess. Let’s hope one of them doesn’t kill the other because their adventures are too much fun.
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They just have to stay on my good side! Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Thanks so much, Fishman 😎
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Oh my…lol.
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LOL. Thanks, Dawn!
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Dear Nancy,
Amusing Jack and Jill type story. Love the dialogue.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Hahaha! A very jaded Jack & Jill! I love these misanthropic offspring of mine!
Thanks so much for your comments.
Shalom, dear Rochelle
🕊️
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Hahaha oh dear, these two are a disaster. Love the banter between them on their trips. Well done
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My dysfunctional offspring! They bring me so much joy. Thanks, Laurie!
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YES!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Love your enthusiastic comment, Willow …. almost as much as I love giving voice to these two dysfunctional characters. So glad you enjoyed my story today! 💜🥳💜
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This is the funniest dialogue! They’re well matched.
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And this was me above. Forgot the login…
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Thank you, GH! It’s great fun writing the voices for these two; I’m so glad you enjoy their dysfunction as much as I do!
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“All knowing bovine” Great way to start a conversation with your spouse. These two are well suited as sparring partners. 🙂
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Keeping a list of their little pet names has now become necessary, Sandra, and I welcome all suggestions! 😊
Thank you for reading and commenting.
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Looking as that roadway, it’s gonna be a long and bumpy roll home!
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And can’t you just see Martha riding those cobblestones like a rodeo girl all the way down? Yee haw! 🤠
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Yeah…I can even hear it!
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🤣
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They’re funny. I could listen to them all day long.
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Thanks so much for a great comment, James! You’ve made my day! 🥳
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LOL this is great!
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Thanks much, Belladonna! I love these two misfits and have great fun thinking up adventures for them. I glad you enjoyed this one!
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sure did!
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Hehehe! I loved the banter and their voices!
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There’s a warm spot in my heart for these two misanthropes! I gave them life and I’m so happy to know people enjoy them. Thanks much, Angela!
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Somehow, it will all work out!
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It always does with this dysfunctional couple!
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I love their banter! Thanks for my first grin of the the day!
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Always happy to oblige, dear heart!
Thank you!
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Great story, and a rare Kinks song.
Willow has given you the location, in which they made a series of ads for Hovis. Memorably used for a Two Ronnies sketch at the time:
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Is it really considered a rare Kinks song? As a big fan, I love all their work (almost) equally;
Celluloid Heroes and Waterloo Sunset top the list for me.
The ad is excellent; a few other people have posted it as well. Obviously, as a Yank, it’s my first time viewing it.
Thanks, Clive. 😊
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A single released some 15 years after their heyday, that didn’t chart anywhere – that counts as rare in my book! I doubt that many here would remember it, if they had ever heard it.
Others have posted real ads from the series, the one I gave you is a gentle parody from a hugely popular tv show of the time here.
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Thanks for the info re the song, something I did not know.
Of course! Very remiss of me not to mention this parody! After seeing the original advert, I can fully appreciate how funny this is. Two Ronnies is relatively unknown here. Pity.
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I think you missed out on them. Loads of clips on YouTube if you’re interested. Their Saturday evening tv show was a highlight of the week, a mixture of sketches, one liners and a story that ran through the series. The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town was a favourite of mine 😊
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Sounds like fabulous viewing and who could resist a title like The Phantom Raspberry Blower ….?
The best we had stateside was Benny Hill! 😕
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It was written by Spike Milligan and Ronnie Barker, set in 1890s London. I fo7nd this link to the full series:
Benny Hill often got a bad press but I always found him funny.
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That looks hilarious! I watched just the first few minutes but will watch in its entirety tonight. Fetching little “paperboy”! 🤣
Benny Hill was funny; lots of the same schtick.
Thanks for the vid, Clive. 😁
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The ‘paperboy’ was Vicki Michelle, who later went on to play one of the main characters in ‘Allo ‘Allo, a long running comedy series set in occupied France during WW2, another classic of UK tv. Hope you enjoy the rest of it.
I think Benny Hill may have been more popular there than he was here – the prude squad did for him here.
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Oh, yes! I’ve heard of “Allo Allo”. So much quality viewing from across the pond!
BH was wildly popular here and we watched regularly. His skits with scantily clad nurses were always some of Bill’s favorites. Real highbrow entertainment! 😂
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We’ve had a lot of good ones over the years, as have you. Cheers and Frasier were great, as was Soap, though it was short-lived.
I liked those bits of Benny’s shows too, but he was also clever with his wordplay.
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Frasier and Cheers were excellent; Soap was quirky but very good. I was always a big fan of Seinfeld but had no love for Friends. A few of my favorites didn’t last long, unfortunately. Now there’s little to speak of.
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Soap had possibly my all time favourite line in it. I nearly choked laughing at both the line and the way it was delivered. This one:
Poor doggie 🤣
I’ve never tried watching Seinfeld, and Friends is about as much fun as raging toothache.
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Too funny! Seinfeld is a classic. Friends grosses me out; bunch of whiners!
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Absolutely, and from Catherine’s reaction I’m guessing that the Goofy line might have been an unscripted ad lib.
I agree with you on Friends, can’t comment on Seinfeld. I think it is still on here so may look it out.
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Thanks again for the link, Clive. I’ve been watching since after dinner. Very funny! 😄
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Oh no. What a fate to be married to each other 😬😜
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And they wouldn’t have it any other way! 😁
Thanks, Sadje!
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Cool. 😎
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I wonder if she will kill him, all in a good-natured bantering way
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Anything’s possible with this gleefully dysfunctional twosome! I hope not, though; they’re an endless source of entertainment …. for me! Thanks, Neil.
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George and Martha clearly bounce off each other, emotionally as well as physically. Especially after an afternoon drink. I laughed reading this.
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That was my goal, James. Glad to know I achieved it!
Thanks for reading …. and laughing!
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😂😂😂
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Your comment delights me! Thank you, dear Shweta! 🤗
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Just the way your post delighted me 😊
You’re most welcome, dear Nancy
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What a perfect pair. Did you know that is a famous village , the road is called Gold Hill in Shaftesbury, Dorset we have visited often . It is so famous they made a hovis advert there in 1973 it is iconic. 💜
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Yes! That is something I learned while reading the stories and comments of other contributors to this Friday Fictioneers prompt. This advert is brilliant. Thanks for the share, Willow. 🩶🩶
I love George & Martha and plan to keep writing about them, as long as I can keep up the banter! 😅
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Glad you liked the advert Nancy it’s a beautiful one!
I vote George and Martha stay 💜💜
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G&M will stay for as long as I come up with adventures!
Thanks, dear friend! 🩶🩶
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I really did 💜
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