
How could this have happened to me …. a savvy, street-smart, strong- willed woman of the 21st Century who has seen and done it all?
Oh sure, I heard the warnings from well-meaning friends. I chose not to put much stock in what they said. After all, this is my life …. not theirs.
I’ve been hurt very badly twice in my life …. once about 14 years ago when I gave my entire heart and soul completely only to have my world crumble about me. God only knows how much I wanted that piece of my life to work. Strange how I’m still holding on to those broken pieces.
The second time was about three years ago. It was love at first sight, as cliched as that sounds, and I fell hard. I was left in shambles and have now come to the realization that if something is meant to be, it will be. It will pass the trials and tribulations of life without having to work so hard at making all the pieces fit. What’s that old saying? You can’t put a square peg into a round hole? That should be printed in giant red letters on all the owner’s manuals we collect in our lifetimes.
Well, I’m at it again. I tried to resist the charm and allure but I’m weak and the pulling forces are strong. I’m aware of the FRAGILE signs and I will be vigilant. I simply cannot resist that table.
Mama’s coming, IKEA!
NAR © 2023
250 Words

This is Patsy Cline singing “I Fall to Pieces”:
Great twist
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Thanks so much!
Appreciate your comments.
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You had me goin’ there.
And don’t we all hope for furniture that comes pre-assembled and secure?
But until then, there’s IKEA and an Allen Wrench. And maybe a tot or two of brandy to ease assembly…
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And just to make it interesting,
chug a swig for each leftover piece! 🤣
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I’m in!
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Haha!! I just love where you took this. Your ‘along the way’ hints worked to a treat. I had no clue until the ending and then the aptness of your metaphors really shone through. Fantastic.
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Thanks so much, Margaret!
I enjoy writing stories with that little twist
and this prompt was the perfect outlet for me.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts today.
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Brilliant Nancy! The twist was all the more amusing given that my apartment resembles a living IKEA catalogue!
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Thanks so much, Keith!
See, this is why I missed you so much.
You sure know how to make a girl smile!
Thanks for sharing these charming comments.
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Wow! Lovely twist 😁
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Thanks so much, Priti!
This was a fun, quick write.
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☺️🙏
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Among the list of the most stressful life experiences (public speaking, loss of a loved one etc) should be added ‘assembling IKEA products’. My wife and I had to refrain from all future temptation in order to save our marriage. 😉
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That really could have been a close call.
I hope your new home is not decorated with IKEA merch!
What a way to start life in your brand new digs! 😂
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I never saw the twist coming so it got me completely unaware. It was fun to read it a second time and see the little hints you planted along the way! Good luck with the new IKEA purchase. As someone who has pretty much zero mechanical skills I stay away.
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Thanks, Michael, but this one is total fiction; there is no IKEA purchase.
Now, if I switched out IKEA table for anything computer-oriented, then we’d be talking non-fiction. Damn, if I can only get a handle on this AI stuff and all the fabulous images there are to create.
Well, in any event I’m awfully glad you enjoyed the story!
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Do you use Photoshop at all? I’ve seen commercials for the new Pixel 8 phone with AI and it looks really cool.
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No I don’t. I suppose I could ask my grandchildren to teach me a thing or ten.
They know everything about that sort of stuff. 😂😂
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that twist got me hard 🤣🤣 well done
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Well good! Glad to know that, Sanjeet!
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It seems I’m the only one who had to google IKEA and still confused. That’s OK. Usually am. I liked the story!
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You’re too honest, Sighs, but funny and I adore you.
I hear they also have amazing Swedish meatballs. Who knew?
So glad you enjoyed my story!
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I know now.
At least I commented and just didn’t leave a like. 🙂
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ZING!! ⚡️
Love it!
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Why do I feel I’m being treated as part of the furniture, Nancy?
Clever and funny, when I was beginning to think you were baring your soul!
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You? A piece of the furniture? Non è possibile, caro mio!
I’ve bared my soul in many stories but I can well veil the facts.
You just need to know where to look
and read between the lines.
Clever and funny;
I will gladly accept that compliment, Blue Eyes.
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Next time you’re in IKEA, you must try the Swedish meatballs in the cafe. Yum!
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I was just having the exact same discussion with my friend, Misky!
I am now craving Swedish meatballs. 😋
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What a twist, Nancy! I love such a twist, especially in your stories.
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Thanks so much, KK! That gave me a smile 😊
My twists are becoming well know and have even been named ….
The Sicilian Curveball ⚾️ and The Twisteroni 🌪️ Great fun!
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My pleasure, Nancy! Glad to know your nicknames, so lovely! You truly deserve. 😊💖
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Got me!
Happy Saturday my friend, a chuckle is a nice way to welcome the weekend.
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Oh good! I’m so glad!
How about those finger grapes?? 😳
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Man, they are weird. I looked them up and it sort of gave me the willies!
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You should see them in person.
They are slightly obscene! 😂
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Yes, I could see that…
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Ha, you had me there.
I was getting ready to weep and then…
Excellent.
(During a particularly chaotic period in my life I used to drive to IKEA sometimes on a Friday after work, have a coffee, read a book and then just walk through all the clean and tidy ‘rooms’ to r😏estore my sense of peace and order! )
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Thanks so much, Jenny.
Isn’t it amazing how many jokes there are about IKEA?
A coffee and a walk around IKEA are sound ideas … and much less expensive than going to a shrink! 😉
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lol
very funny (and twisty) ending!
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Thanks, Carl.
I’ll gladly accept that LOL.
It’s a humorous tale after all;
Can’t ask for more than that.
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“Mama’s coming, IKEA!”?
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Is that a question, Allen?
Good morning, my friend!
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Yes.
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Broken Pieces represents failed attempts at putting together items from IKEA …. not broken pieces of a love life.
I took a subtle approach this time. 😂
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A confession and an admission: I should read carefully what is presented (especially late at night), and I haven’t been to IKEA in almost 30 years. Taken by another phrase in your story, I completely missed the subtle reference to furniture. Instead, I was taken by the phrase “all the owner’s manuals we collect in our lifetimes”. I thought you were referring to “imaginary” owner’s manuals we write for ourselves as we move through our lives.
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That’s what I wanted my readers to think about “owner’s manuals”, so you were not on base, Allen. It’s all in the mind of the reader, the interpretation and what you take away from the story.
I appreciate your comment.
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Was I “on” base or “off” base?
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Oops! My typo, Allen.
You were not off base!
Thanks for pointing that out.
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You are so subtle, I had to ask.
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Ah! A lovely twist
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Thanks, Sadje.
That was fun to do.
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You’re welcome ☺️
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😂 twiiiiiiiiist!
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Yes!
I was pulled in by the lure of the “Twisteroni!”
😂
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