A hat trick today:
Fandango’s Story Starter,
Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt
and
Linda G. Hill’s Stream of Consciousness.
Uno, due, tre and away we go!
Unlocking the door as quietly as I could, I slipped into the dark kitchen when my wife suddenly flicked on the lights, temporarily blinding me.
Quickly turning, I crashed into the refrigerator, breaking my nose. I fell to the floor, nose hemorrhaging, badly spraining my neck, wrist and ankle.
I sat there dejected, in agony.
My wife shrieked “Four nights this week. That’s a record! You’re outta here, you SOB!”
NAR © 2023
70 words exactly
The Elephant's Trunk 
Yikes!
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Excellent summation!
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lock the door on the way out. 👏👏
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Hahaha! Excellent additional last line to my story, Cindy!
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Glad you liked that 😂🥰
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Great story and to get all the prompts in too – brilliant 🙌
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That was great fun for me. It took me a longer-than-reasonable amount of time to grasp the pingback concept; now it’s a piece of cake. This was a personal challenge to see if I could do three in one. It was a fun story to write! Thanks for sharing your thoughts.
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Great take!
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Thanks, Di! I think any spouse, male or female, who cheats and lies like a rug deserves his/her due. This louse made his bed; now he can sleep in it.
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I’m with you on that
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You packed a lot of action and angst into so few words!
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Thanks, Fan! Glad you thought so!
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Lucky for him that’s all that was injured! A great threesome, Nancy!
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He made his bed; got off light if you ask me! Thanks, Keith!
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Triple play. Well done! Thanks.
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It was fun! Thanks, Ron!
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Good flash, and I love Patsy Cline!
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Thanks, Vera! It’s the perfect song!
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Very pathetic Tale of this guy.
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Yep! He made his bed. Thanks, Sadje!
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You’re most welcome
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