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HOLD THAT THOUGHT

β€œAre we done now, Grace?”

β€œJust one house left, James. The realtor said it has fabulous water views.”

β€œWater views? Alright then, let’s take a look.”

β€œBrilliant! It’s just down the end of this road.”

β€œGood! I’ve had my fill of house hunting today, Grace. I just want to go home.”

β€œI know and you’ve been such a dear about it, James. Ah, here we are. Look at that gorgeous sky!”

β€œRight-o, darling! It’s magnificent!”

β€œAnd there’s the house, James! How utterly charming!”

β€œThe view is superb and the landscaping, marvelous. Hold on, Grace. What’s that monstrous-looking thing in the middle of the water?”

β€œI’ve no idea, James. Use the binoculars.”

β€œBloody hell, Grace. No wonder this house hasn’t sold yet. It’s a floating penal colony!”

β€œA what?”

β€œA prison!”

β€œOh my! I thought you said ‘penis colony’!”

β€œWhy, Grace, you naughty girl! Hold that thought.”

β€œWith pleasure! Home, James!”

NAR Β© 2023

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