Written for Laughing Along With
A Limerick where our prompt word
is βknaveβ. This is my limerick.
Tag: Stealing
Such A Crime
Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge
has challenged us once again
to write a Six Sentence Story
and to include the word “stock”.
This is my response.

Monday after school, me and my friends were in our usual hang out β¦. Caroni Brothers Grocery Store β¦. where we go for snacks, gum, you know β typical things 10 year old boys like β and, as usual, my mouth was watering for my favorite candy in the whole wide world, Tootsie Rolls, BUT I forgot my allowance and my friends didnβt have any extra money to loan me so I just walked around the store feeling glum when all the while those chocolatey Tootsie Rolls kept calling my name; before I could even think about what I was doing, I reached into the display box on the shelf, snatched a handful of Tootsies and bolted out the side door, but instead of running as fast and as far away from the store as I could, I tossed my candy into my backpack and sat on the ground leaning against the wall, relieved that I got away with it, when suddenly Mr. Caroni appeared outta nowhere, looming over me like a gorilla, and he reached into my backpack for my stash of Tootsie Rolls, shook his beefy fist and snarled something about cleaning him out lock, stock and barrel and to βget outta here, you mangy little thief, and never come back!βΒ Β
That night I prayed Caroniβs would burn down β no such luck, by the way β and every day that week I gazed at the store with longing as my school bus passed by with one sickening thought haunting me: this coming Sunday morning, when me and my Dad are gonna take our weekly walk to Caroniβs for a loaf of Italian bread, a box of macaroni, a half-dozen cannoli and the newspaper; there’s no way I’m gonna be able to walk into that store and I’m thinking maybe I should just run away from home right now and never look back, but that would break my Mom’s heart.Β
Sunday arrived and Dad called out for me to βget a move on!β, all the while Iβm making up excuses why I canβt go but he ainβt buying any of them; thatβs it β dead man walking β and I dilly-dallied the whole way to the store, watching caterpillars, kicking pebbles, stopping to tie my shoelaces .β¦ again β¦. until my Dad couldnβt take it anymore and shouted βCβmon, kiddo; what is this .β¦ a funeral?βΒ and Iβm thinking βyeah, mine!β and before I knew it, I started crying and blubbering like my baby sister.Β
Squatting down and taking hold of my shoulders, Dad looked me square in the eye and askedΒ βOk, whatβs going on?βΒ and sobbing pathetically like a little sissy, I told Dad the whole sordid tale about me, Mr. Caroni and a handful of Tootsie Rolls; he took out his handkerchief, wiped my face, held it to my nose and said βBlow; listen, kiddo β¦. what you did was wrong and itβs obviously eating you up inside, but I’m afraid itβs not over because you still have to apologize to Mr. Caroni, which won’t be easy, but you have to do it β¦. and not a word about any of this to your Mom because this is a “guy thing” and it stays between us guys.βΒ
We walked into the store, picked out our usual items and brought them up to the counter where my day wasted no time mincing words and saidΒ βMr. Caroni, my son has something to sayβ;Β shaking in my shoes, I managed to look up at Mr. Caroni’s face and squeaked outΒ βIβm sorry for taking those Tootsie Rolls, sir, and Iβll never steal anything from you ever againβ and I extended my hand; an eternity seemed to go by but, to my shock and relief, Mr. Caroni took my little hand in his large meaty one, gave me one solid shake and nodded in agreement.Β
βAnything else?βΒ Mr. Caroni asked, to which my dad replied βJust theseβ as he tossed a handful of my beloved Tootsie Rolls onto the counter; I’m sure glad my secret’s safe with Dad ’cause the last thing I wanna do is break my Mom’s heart.
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