A hat trick today:
Fandango’s Story Starter,
Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt
and
Linda G. Hill’s Stream of Consciousness.
Uno, due, tre and away we go!
Unlocking the door as quietly as I could, I slipped into the dark kitchen when my wife suddenly flicked on the lights, temporarily blinding me.
Quickly turning, I crashed into the refrigerator, breaking my nose. I fell to the floor, nose hemorrhaging, badly spraining my neck, wrist and ankle.
I sat there dejected, in agony.
My wife shrieked “Four nights this week. That’s a record! You’re outta here, you SOB!”
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