A few years ago, I wrote a story I really loved. I knew I wanted to use it again today but needed to chop off about 150 words to make it work. I sure hope it’s as good today as it was then. This is Friday Fictioneers and here is my story.
This week at Glyn Wilton’s Mixed Music Bag, he’s asking us to write about a song in which the title or a line mentions the current month. Here’s my featured June artists and their song.
Hey! Welcome back to Weird Al Wednesday featuring the comedic genius of Al Yankovic. “Say, Al! It’s time once again for a little bit of polka music. Whaddya say, Al? How about we treat our weirdos to another polka today?”
Written for Esther’s “Can You Tell A Story In…..? #290” –exactly 45 words using the five required prompts: ‘doodle’, ‘temper’, ‘gin’, ‘wart’, and ‘ruby’; also for Fandango’s FOWC – ‘quest’ and Fandango’s FOWC – ‘ young’.In exactly 45 words, this is my flash.
This is The Unicorn Challenge where we are encouraged to write a story in 250 words or less using the photo below as inspiration. I used a story of mine from 2019 which I remembered the minute I saw the image.
Our gracious host, Rochelle, at Friday Fictioneers asks us to use the photo below as inspiration to write creatively in 100 words or less while making every word count. This is my flash.
This week at Glyn Wilton’s Mixed Music Bag, he’s asking us to write about a song in which the title or a line mentions the current month. Here are my featured June artists and their song.
Written for WTFAIOA Pick 3 #7, the challenge is to use at least 3 of the 21 randomly selected words. I have used all 21 prompt words; I hope you enjoy my story.
Hey! Welcome back to Weird Al Wednesday featuring the comedic genius of Al Yankovic. “Say, Al! We all know how creative and brilliant you are. Do you think people would be shocked to know you lost on a TV quiz show about R&R music? What do you say to that, Al?”
Inspired by the 1960s version of the pre-Alex Trebek TV game show Jeopardy! Al watched as a kid (when it was hosted by Art Fleming, who makes a cameo here), Al parodies the song “Jeopardy” by The Greg Kihn Band. As a losing contestant, Al received a brutal tongue-lashing from announcer Don Pardo before being driven away by real-life Greg Kihn. The ending parodies the original video and is also the first cameo by an original artist in one of Al’s videos. Side note: In a case of life imitating art, Al really lost on Rock & Roll Jeopardy!.But if it’s any consolation, he tore it up on Remote Control.
This is “Jeopardy” by The Greg Kihn Band
LYRICS
Where were you when we needed you You could not be found What can I do, oh, I believed in you You′re running me around
Well, you can take it as a warning Or take it anyway you like It’s the lightning, not the thunder You never know where it′s gonna strike
Our love’s in jeopardy, baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Our love’s in jeopardy, baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Don′t be cute Don′t be funny now It’s later than you think Oh, what′s the use Save your money now It’s hanging on the brink
Don′t let go while I’m hanging on ′Cause I’ve been hanging on so long It’s so hard to be all alone I know you′re not that strong
Yeah, yeah
Our love′s in jeopardy, baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Our love’s in jeopardy, baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Don′t let go while I’m hanging on ′Cause I’ve been hanging on so long It′s so hard to be all alone I know you’re not that strong
Yeah, yeah
Our love’s in jeopardy, baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Our love′s in jeopardy, baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Our love′s in jeopardy (jeopardy), baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Our love’s in jeopardy (jeopardy), baby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Love′s in jeopardy, baby
Writer(s): Steve Wright/Gregory Stanley Kihn
This is “I Lost On Jeopardy!” by Weird Al Yankovic
LYRICS
Oh… I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D I was tense, I was nervous I guess it just wasn’t my night Art Fleming gave the answers Oh, but I couldn’t get the questions right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh)
Well I knew I was in trouble now My hope of winning sank ‘Cause I got the Daily Double now And then my mind went blank I took Potpourri for one hundred And then my head started to spin Well, I’m givin’ up. Don Pardo Just tell me now what I didn’t win Yeah, yeah
I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh)
That’s right Al–you lost! And let me tell what you didn’t win: a twenty Volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a Year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that’s not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! You don’t get to come back tomorrow! You don’t even get a lousy copy of your Home game! You’re a complete loser!
Don’t know what I was thinkin’ of I guess I just wasn’t too bright Well, I sure hope I do better Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby…
Source: Musixmatch Songwriters: Weird Al Yankovic/Steve Wright/Gregory Stanley Kihn
Thanks to all my weirdly wonderful Weird Al Weirdos for joining me this week and every week as we celebrate the weirdness that is Weird Al Yankovic. I wuv you all!
Are you having any fun yet? I sure am! 🤓
And remember what I always like to say …. It’s good to laugh!
That’s all she wrote, kids. See you on the flip side. 😎