Written for Thursday Inspiration #325 –
“Evil Ways”. Here’s my response.
For this week’s Thursday Inspiration, Jim Adams asks us to respond to the challenge by using the prompt word “dark”, or by means of the song “Evil Ways” by Santana or another of their songs, or a song where a guy is complaining about his woman, or a song where a guy issues an ultimatum to his girl.
This is my story.
The Fool’s Almanac
She walked back in wearing that half-smile …. the one I’ve catalogued, cross-referenced, and annotated in the margins of my better judgment. I could publish the field guide by now.
Chapter One: How She Tilts Her Head When She Wants Something. Chapter Two: The Laugh That Costs You.
I told myself last time was the last time. I have it in writing. I wrote it on a cocktail napkin at 2 a.m. while she was in the bathroom, probably reapplying the lipstick she’d use to press her case. I keep the napkin in my wallet like a restraining order I never filed.
Here’s what I know about myself: I am a man of conviction, principle, and catastrophically poor timing. She arrives and my convictions reschedule themselves.
She said my name the way a safecracker finds a tumbler …. with patience, with precision, with complete indifference to whether the door would open.
I let her in.
Of course I did.
When will I ever learn?
♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎
My song choice this week is all about a scorned lover addressing a manipulative, deceitful woman who has betrayed him. Written by Jeff Lynne, the song highlights themes of regret, heartbreak, and karma, telling a captivating, destructive figure that she has run out of people to use.
This is “Evil Woman” by ELO
Many thanks to Jim Adams for this week’s inspiration. Thanks to you all for stopping by for a look and a listen.
That’s all she wrote, kids.
See you on the flip side. 😎
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