Written for This Week’s Writer’s Workshop
hosted by our friend, John Holton.
I’ve chosen prompts #3: write a story with
the provided opening line. Here goes!

The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams.
All I ever wanted was to find a nice girl, get married, settle down and raise a family, just like my folks did. I’m a decent guy with a good job, easy on the eyes (or so I’ve been told) with a bunch of friends. My buddies have set me up on blind dates and invited me to parties where I might meet the right girl. Why, I’ve even gone on an online dating service but it just wasn’t for me. I haven’t had any luck in the romance department.
As you can imagine, I was really down in the dumps, facing the prospect of living a lonely life of frozen dinners and an empty bed in my studio apartment. That is until I found Ronnie and Bonnie! These two beauties are heaven sent, the answer to my prayers. I never dreamed I’d be involved with identical twins but I’m sure glad I waited for them to come along. They are every man’s desire; they’re gorgeous, sweet-natured, don’t nag, and are extremely accommodating in the bedroom. These girls never say “no”, never get headaches and never get tired of pleasing me. Sure, they aren’t the greatest homemakers and can’t even boil an egg but for them, I’m more than happy to clean up around the house and order take-out for dinner.
But now my heart is broken because they left me. Yeah, it was my stupid mistake; I left the bedroom window open and my darling Ronnie and Bonnie balloons have floated away. Please don’t tell me I can simply order replacement inflatable Ronnie and Bonnie. I already checked and they’re out of stock.
I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever. I am one deflated sad sack.
NAR©2025
This is “Dream Lover” by Bobby Darin
All text and graphics are copyright for Nancy Richy and are not to be used without permission. NAR©2017-present.

Love graphic design 🎨🥺
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Thank you, Jovale.
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They did seem like airheads. 💨💨 🙃 A surprise and a smile. Thank you, writer Nancy. 🌻🎶🌤️
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Very good, Michele! 😂 Glad you enjoyed this playful little story! 🎈 Thanks so much! ☺️
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Thank you so much! 😊
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Haha! I was thinking more along the lines of blow-up sex dolls. 😄 This reminds me of the story of a woman who married a rug. 😁
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10495129/manchester-single-mum-marries-rug-lavish-ceremony-friends/
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Gee, I guess next time I should be more specific. That’s exactly what I was talking about …. blow-up sex dolls! 😂😂
Your video wouldn’t play but I read the article. What the hell is up with some people?? 🤣
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The word “balloon” threw me. 😆
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I’ll keep an eye out and let you know if they fly my way!
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…meant to say – love that song!
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Me too! Bobby Darin was a great talent.
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Thanks! There may even be a reward!
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When relationship skills are limited, even the dolls are in danger…
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Sad but true.
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Poor guy lost his plastic fantastic lovers.
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Maybe they’ll be back in stock soon.
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I was thinking more along the lines of pets……………….
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Did Maya write that comment, Di? 😂
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haha!
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I guess no one told him the Rapture was coming! hehehehehe
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Gotta read the fine print!
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Oh, whoops, your whimsical story reminded me of this Roxy Music song …
https://youtu.be/G56DaSAeZfM
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Good one! I haven’t heart that song in ages! 🎶
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I was lucky enough to Roxy Music in concert back in 1973 🎶🌏😄
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Oh, I’m sure that was a great performance! 🥰🎶🌏
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The memories are still very vivid … 🎶🌏😍
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Some things are like that. 🥰
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aaaaw… 🤭
such luck…😬lol…
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Fleeting. Thanks, Destiny.
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🤣Ronnie and Bonnie – great names this made me smile🎈😀
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Great! Thanks, Ange!
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Oh no! 😂
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Haha! Yes! 🎈😂
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