Hey! Welcome back to Weird Al Wednesday
featuring the comedic genius of Al Yankovic
Hey, Al. Some people thought we wouldn’t last a
month but now it’s February. What do you have to say
to those Doubting Thomases, Al?

Madonna famously gave Al the “Like A Virgin” parody idea by quipping to a friend “I wonder when he’s going to do ‘Like a Surgeon‘.” Upon learning that, Al took the scalpel and ran with it! This video is where he really starts to hit his stride using the nonstop sight gags that become a trademark of his later videos. Here Al plays a dangerously incompetent doctor who, in between malpractice suits, has time to mimic Madonna’s sensual writhing to hilarious effect. Oh, speaking of The Queen of Pop ….. she loved Al’s video. Once again you’ll see the same team of songwriters worked on both songs; that is no coincidence and speaks volumes about the performers and writers desire to be part of Al’s incredible weirdness.
Ladies first here at Weird Al Wednesday. From 1985, this is “Like A Virgin” by Madonna.
LYRICS
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I’ve been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Oh, like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
‘Cause only love can last
You’re so fine, and you’re mine
Make me strong, yeah, you make me bold
Oh, your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine
Whoa
Whoa, ah
Whoa
You’re so fine and you’re mine
I’ll be yours ’til the end of time
‘Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I’ve nothing to hide
Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine
Like a virgin, oh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me
And your heart beats
And you love me
Oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Billy Steinberg/Tom Kelly
Like a Virgin lyrics © Sony/atv Tunes Llc
And now here’s “Like A Surgeon” by Weird Al Yankovic
LYRICS
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I’m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I’m trying to avoid, yah I’m trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient’s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don’t know how long he’ll last
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I’ll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here’s a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It’s a fact I’m a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
‘Cause my patient’s dying, yah my patient’s dying
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Al Yankovic/Billy Steinberg/Tom Kelly
Like a Surgeon lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Thanks for joining me today for another installment of Weird Al Wednesday. I hope you’re having as much fun as I am. Come on back next week for more Weird Al! It’s good to have a laugh!
See you on the flip side. 😎
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Haha, good one, Nancy! Thanks for laugh! You’re still young at heart, and I’m happy for you. Keep it up 👍
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Thank you, dear KK! I’m very glad to know you’re enjoying this series! 🥰
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You’re more than welcome, Nancy 🙏💐
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I think “Like a Virgin” was the first song that brought Madonna on my radar screen. Initially, I dismissed her as a “dumb blonde” – boy, was I wrong! While I still feel “Like a Virgin” isn’t Madonna’s best song, Weird Al’s “Like a Surgeon” has always cracked me up. His video is hilarious and, I’m sorry to day, much more entertaining than Madonna’s clip.
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Hahaha! I think it’s safe to say Al’s videos in general are hilarious and more entertaining than all the originals he parodies.
I’ve never been a fan of Madonna’s singing (except for Evita); she’s a much better dancer/choreographer, IMO.
Glad to know you enjoyed my post today; thanks, Christina.
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Funny stuff Nancy! I am not familiar with his songs, thanks for sharing. I was thinking what a fun creative life he has which led me to looking him up. Surprised to discover he is still performing. Hopefully not performing surgeries! 😱
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Thanks, Michele. My first post about Al on Jan. 8 offered a lot of into about him if you want to check it out. I think it’s pretty entertaining.
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Thanks, Nancy!
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One of Al’s best! Thanks for the laughs, Nancy. 🤣🤣🤣 It never gets old.
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So glad you’re lovin’ these, Debbi! Thanks so much! 😊
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More from Al please Nancy. The weirder, the better 😉
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That’s the plan, Glyn. Al’s done a lot of videos and they’re all wonderfully weird. 🥸
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I’ve been looking forward to seeing what Al came up with next. Absolutely hilarious! I know the original so well, but this is so much better!
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I love comments like yours, Esther; it make what I’m doing totally worthwhile! Thank you so much!
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For some reason, I couldn’t open the videos.
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Dang! That’s the first time that’s happened with readers within the US. They can both be watched YT…..unless you’d like me to try sending them to you again. Sorry, D.
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This just gets better and better! His lyrics are hilarious!
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You’re right; the lyrics are hilarious and, for me, even more important than the visual. Of course, it’s the combination of both that make these parodies so funny. Thanks, dear Keith.
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Love this, Nancy. I think I sang this one more than the original song. 💕🤣💕
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Hahaha! That’s too funny, Grace! Thanks so much!
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My pleasure 💕
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I always love seeing this one. So fun to watch. And was that actually Madonna in there blowing bubble gum? haha I never noticed that before. I’m glad she approved and liked his video of her song. 🙂
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That would have been quite a coup, Barbara, but no…..it’s a Madonna wanna be in the video. Al’s manager always contacts the performers in the videos Al wants to parody and if someone is reluctant or not interested, they’ll just back off. Almost all performers are very cooperative and know it’s all done in fun and not making fun of them.
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He is the Gag-master for sure! I love when he pulls the white rabbit out ofthe patient’s innards: like Mary Poppins and her carpet bag!
Keep ’em coming, Nancy! 🤩
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That’s my plan, Liz! 😁 I think it’s so important to laugh big and laugh often. If I can contribute to that in some way, I’m thrilled.
The sight gags are hilarious and there are so many, it’s difficult to catch them all. Al really is the Gagmeister! 🐰
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It doesn’t get better than this, “I can hear your heartbeat For the very last time.”
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Al’s lyrics are hilarious, perhaps the best part of the videos. I’m glad you’re enjoying them, Jim.
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Hahaha!! I haven’t listened much to “Weird Al” (a few things here and there) but Like a Surgeon has me cracking up 😂
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And as a nurse, I’m thinking you can really appreciate this one! ⛑️
I love to laugh and to make people laugh, especially in the middle of the week when many of us are dragging. Al cracks me up, too; I’m so glad you’re having fun with these, Laura. Thanks!
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Me too, humor is the best medicine 💊 thank you, Nancy! 😊
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Any time, Laura! My pleasure! 😊
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Another work of genius. Love it 😊
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There’s plenty more in store, Clive. So pleased to know you’re enjoying the weirdness! 😁
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How could anyone not enjoy these! I’ll tell you when you play my favourite 😉
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Thanks again, Clive.
I’ll be looking forward to that!
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Amish Paradise is prolly my favorite 😀
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That one’s is sooo funny, David.
Thanks for letting me know. I’ll def keep that in mind!
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Hmm. I wonder if he does back surgery.
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Hahahahahaha!! Excellent comment, Fan! 😂
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p.s. I love how he used the forceps to lift money out of the wallet.
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Hilarious!
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I’m glad I saw this before shutting the computer down for the night. Thanks for the chuckles, Nancy. Really cleared my lungs out. He does that gyrating like a pro lol
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Yay! Me too, Lisa. Sweet dreams!
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