Written for Esther’s “Can You Tell A Story In…..?”
exactly 15 words using the required two words
‘bucket’ and ‘message’. This is my 15 word story.

Stunned cow leaves message
in farmer’s bucket:
“Hey, buster! Next time warm your damn hands!!”
NAR©2025
15 Words
This is “Keep Them Cold Icy Fingers Off Of Me” by the Stanley Bros.
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Yesss 💕🤣🤣🤣💕
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Thanks so much, Sunshine! 🌞
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Always a pleasure, Nancy.💕
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Love it!
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Yay!! Thanks so much, Di! 🐮
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mmMMMOOOOOO! Thanks for the morning merriment! Hilarious song, too.
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There’s no way I could pass up a song like that!
Glad to spread the merriment, Liz.
Thanks so much!
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Very funny!
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Grazie, cara mia!
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☺️
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Ever so clever!
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I only know how I’d feel! 😳
Thanks, Violet
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lolllzzz…🤣
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Hahaha! Thanks, Destiny! 🐮
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That is sooo funny 😆
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YEOW! The cow didn’t think so! 😂
Thanks so much, Esther!
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An udder disgrace, Nancy … 🐄
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She’ll not soon forget! 👐🏼
Thanks, dear Ivor.
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You’re most welcome, Nancy 😊💙🌏
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Lol! A justified complaint
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I’d certainly say so! 😅
Thanks, Sadje!
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🐄🤎🤍🐄
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I wonder if those massive milking machines are warm to the udder? 😄💜💜
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Well, since you asked…..
No, milking machines themselves are not typically warm; they are designed to extract milk from a cow at a cool temperature, and the machine itself is not heated.
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Ewe!
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This video says it all lol. Nice job !!!
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Woof! I know I wouldn’t like it! 😂
Thanks Dawg!
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Ha!
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Nuff said.
Thanks, Fan!
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