It’s time for a “Full Frontal Fandango Flash”!
Written for the following Fandango challenges:
FOWC 11/6 (cottage), FOWC 11/7 (participate),
FOWC 11/8 (initiative) and FOWC 11/9 (implicit).
Here is my Fandango One-Word Challenge4 flash.

Damn it, Stephanie! My instructions were implicit regarding this assignment. I was looking for imagination, creativity and initiative and you let me down big time. I’m very disappointed in your failure to participate and you leave me no recourse but to take serious measures to prevent this from happening again. I’m serious, young lady! You’re going to have to pay the price for failing to come up with a solid idea about where we should have Thanksgiving dinner this year. It’s only two weeks away! Everyone else in the family suggested nice restaurants with a fabulous menu specifically designed for Thanksgiving Day and you had the audacity to suggest Cozy Cottage Corndogs! Really? For our family holiday dinner! What’s planned for Christmas … Taco Bell? I’ve had just about enough of your disrespect and lack of regard for your mother and me, not to mention the rest of the family. You think everything is a joke. Well let’s see how funny you think this is. Hand over your phone! You’re grounded until the new year! ARE YOU EVEN HEARING ME??

NAR©2024
#FOWC4
This is “Corndog Song” by Ryan Shupe and The Rubberband. Honestly, did you expect anything else?
All text, graphics and videos are copyright for Nancy (The Sicilian Storyteller), The Elephant’s Trunk and The Rhythm Section and are not to be used without permission. NAR©2017-present.
Nothing short of creative genius weaving all this together! 🌭🎶👏🏻
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You are alway so kind and gracious, Michele. I was just having a bit of fun! Somehow, creative genius sounds a whole lot better! 😂 🥰
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haha 🎇 Fun to read and a fitting description for someone who can pull several ideas together, seamlessly, at the rate and quality that you do, methinks. 😁🙌🏻
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The callousness of youth! 😆 And the “Corn dog” song was fun too. As for actual corn dogs – tried them once and all I can say is YUCK! 😝
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Corndogs need to be fried all the way through, crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside. If not, they’re just belly bombs on a stick!
Glad to know you enjoyed the song, Debbie. It seemed like the right call!
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You are certifiable! That was fun.
And I can just see the daughter, totally zoning him out. Like, Dude… why would it be up to us kids to give ideas? Not our job 😉
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Girl, if you think I’m nuts in linea, you should se me de persona! 😝
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Darlin’, it takes one to know one and I have ZERO doubts that a sit-down chat with you would leave us both with stitches from laughing.
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You know it! Better break out the Depends! 😂
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Oh, I go nowhere without my Tena 😉
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Corndogs are one of th er basic food groups. Just sayin’… 🤗
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Here in NY that would be White Castle burgers. Do you have them? No chewing necessary; they just slide right down! 🤣 ⛫
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We do! And we call ’em Sliders!
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Exactamundo!! They can’t be beat!
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Buahahaha!
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Ahah! Roba divertente, vero? 🤣
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Hah! Sì, enfatti!
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Who you calling fatti? Rude! 🤣🤣
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INfatti… bloody hell. Mi dispiace!
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Hahaha!!! 😆
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I know your post is about Thanks Giving and this very young Imogen pre MiMu gloves, building and sampling songs about the “joys?” Of Christmas dinner….my point. 💜🐠🐠🐠
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I get this girl …
why eat all that rich thanks giving food it only makes you constipated and sleepy 😠😂🤣🤣🤣
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Hahahaha!!! That is the truth!! 😂😂😂
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Of course she can’t hear you, that’s what ear buds are for.
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Right on, D!
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“What’s planned for Christmas … Taco Bell?”😂 Honestly my kids would probably love Taco Bell for Christmas.
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Melissa, can you believe I have never had Taco Bell? My sons would often go and I’m sure my grandkids have eaten from there but it never appealed to me. I love tacos and have made them at home or eaten them at our local Mexican joint. I finally tried fish tacos a couple of years ago and I’m hooked! They’re super easy to make too.
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I love fish tacos. Delicious. We eat Taco Bell on occasion. It really would be super easy to make the cheesy bean and rice burrito at home.😂
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You had me at cheesy! That sounds delish!! 😝
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I can just imagine her muttering, ‘sorry did you say something?’ without even even looking up!
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Hahaha! If that! 🙉 🙊 🙈
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Just one question: what is a corn dog and why would someone make a cheesy song about one? OK, two questions…
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First question … simple: a hot dog (or sausage) on a stick that has been dipped in a thick batter made from cornmeal and then deep fried.
Second question … also simple: because they can, knowing someone, such as myself, would find it, listen to it and use it (even without necessarily enjoying it or having previous knowledge of its existence).
Any other questions, and I’ll have to start charging you. 😂
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What we call a battered sausage here – I had one with chips (fries) last week as a delivery from a local chippy.
I guess they struck lucky when you found them – it doesn’t sound like it has potential as a big hit!
Pfft 🤣
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Hmm …. “battered sausage” conjures up all sorts of images I’d rather not get into here, if you get my drift. 😳 🤣
I’ve only eaten a corndog at an amusement park; it was tasty but my stomach could never handle more than one and very infrequently.
I neglected to check the number of “likes” that video received; the group seemed happy doing their thing and there was some fancy banjo picking going on. 🪕
As my dad liked to say “sauseech his own!” 😎
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I get your drift, but it’s what we call them. They are tasty, if the sausage is a good one.
I like banjos, and there is one in my post today. Depends on the song, really.
Presumably you learned your language skills from your Dad?
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Perhaps. Dad emigrated from Sicily in 1928 at the age of 13, speaking no English at all. At the urging of his boss in the barber shop, Dad stopped buy the Italian newspaper and began reading the NY Times from cover to cover. He became fluent in English with barely a hint of an accept. One of his greatest accomplishments was completing the Times crossword puzzle …. in ink! He was quite a charming character who loved to entertain and make people laugh. He was a good man and Dad. ♡
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He sounds wonderful, and very impressive in how he built his language skills.
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😊 I think so, too. Thanks, Clive. 🥰
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Probably not.
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It would appear that way! 😂 📣
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I know teenagers of today. So engrossed in their lives.
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Yes! I know of a few myself! 😂
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😜
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I am flattered at how many times you FOWC with Fandango in this one post. We are hosting Thanksgiving dinner for 14 people this year and my wife is heading toward a nervous breakdown trying to plan around food for a few vegetarians, one vegan, two picky toddlers, and a few who are not fans of turkey. I told her we ought to look into taking everyone to a local diner, which would have someting for every taste and diet. Maybe even corn dogs.
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I feel you’re wife’s pain. Easy solution is to ask those people who require special diets to bring enough of their own food to the table in the guise of sharing with the group as a culinary learning experience. Ditto for those who do not like turkey. Toddlers, as my father liked to say, should be seen and not heard; their food should be provided by their mothers. Personally, for your crew, I’d go to one of those universal buffet type places or stay home and order Chinese! Good luck! 🥡
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https://www.walmart.com/ip/Gardein-Plant-Based-Turk-y-Roast-Vegan-35-2-oz-Frozen/
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Dammit. The link didn’t work when I shortened it. Look up Gardein Plant-Based Turk’y Roast. It’s actually good.
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Yeah, I tried before seeing this message. I’ll eat anything, within reason.
After 17 years as a member of our family, one DIL finally admitted she hates turkey and has suggested a spiral ham for Thanksgiving this year. Fine with me! I can’t believe it took her 17 years to fess up! 😅
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Thanks. I’ll look into it.
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