Written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt #383
where we are asked to get creative in exactly 80 words using
any form of the required word “calculate”. Here is my flash.

Think about all the calculations involved in bridge building – not the least of which is the maximum weight a bridge can hold at any given time. I’m not a mathematician or an engineer but it’s obvious the answer isn’t one you can get wrong … ever. No guessing allowed! One small miscalculation could spell disaster. Imagine tossing and turning in bed after handing in your numbers to the bridge committee, wondering if the decimal point was in the right place.
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80 Words
This is “The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy) by Simon & Garfunkel.
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I’ve always been terrified of bridges, I will never cross one comfortably!
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It’s a real problem for a lot of people.
Sorry you’re one of them, Tiffany. 🫶🏼🙏🏼
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That’s why you run the calculations over and over and have someone else do them to make sure you didn’t screw anything up.
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Makes sense to me!
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Scary Nancy 💜💜💜
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Sure is! I remember listening to an interview with some politician a few years ago; he was lobbying for the rebuilding of our Tappan Zee Bridge. He felt it was unsafe. A reporter asked him if he would ever ride on the Tappan Zee Bridge. His answer was: Only if I was bound and gagged and locked in the trunk of someone’s car!
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Well I think that says it all 💜💜💜
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Totally! 😂
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👍👍👍👍
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I built a bridge once. Okay, it was just a plank across a little stream, but it worked!
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😂 Well done, Keith!
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Most architectural engineers need to be licensed, and many architectural engineering firms get professional liability insurance.
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Thanks for that info, Jim. I’m sure they do.
This thought came to me one day while we were stuck in traffic in the middle of a large expansion bridge: I wonder how the civil engineers go about figuring out the maximum weight a bridge can safely hold. In the most simplistic of terms, they’d probably go with the heaviest vehicle imaginable and determine how many of those would fit safely on the entire length of the bridge in every lane in bumper-to-bumper traffic and do the calculations.
No matter how you look at it, it’s a daunting task.
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It is a common thought and many people are frightened of bridges. When the Brooklyn Bridge first opened, people didn’t want to cross it, so they hired Barnum and Baily to bring all of their elephants to cross over the bridge and that made people feel safer.
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Now that’s a heavy concept! Thanks for sharing that great old story.
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I dated this girl who was afraid of bridges and if she saw one in front of my car, she made me turn around and find a different route.
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The inconvenient girlfriend! I imagine the massive expansion bridges can be daunting. Nothing bothers me when I’m driving; I’m in my element.
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The things we do for love.
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Interesting to read your pondering with Simon & Garfunkel’s song tripping thru my head. The result was great power by contrast. Well done, Nancy!
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And you win the prize today, Liz, because that it exactly what I was going for! 🏆
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Now that’s the kind of responsibility I wouldn’t want. Bonus point for using it twice!
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Hehehe! Thanks, D!
I’m with you re the pressure. No thanks!
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Oh gosh, I don’t want to imagine that, I’m glad I’m not a bridge construction worker!
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Copy that, CA! I couldn’t handle the pressure!
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This was surprisingly illuminating given the subject lol
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Well, I’m glad you enjoyed this little thought I had! Thanks, Matt.
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Indeed that is so true. That’s why civil engineers have to be so precise
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That is an incredible responsibility, holding the fate of millions and millions of people in their hands.
Thanks for your comments, Sadje.
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Yes it is indeed, but then doctors, pilots and most importantly- politicians also have huge responsibilities too.
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Things we take for granted every time we consult a medical professional, board a plane or enter the voting booth. Scary thought!
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Yup! One has to take so many things on faith
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Respect ✊ for those who better our lives with such precise calculations. I’d be too nervous —what with the decimal point exactly where it belongs I’d be lost indeed.
Bridgebuilding and rocket engineering and sciences—gosh, I cannot get my head off the ground in respect. Like, Katherine Johnson. Wow!
Thanks for sharing.
Forgive I haven’t been so active around here. Life is full and happy right now.
Hope your recovery is going well. Bless you. Still praying for you 🤗
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Indeed. Way too much pressure for me!
I’m beginning to show some very good improvement, Selma. I have a way to go but I have already come so far! Thank you for your good wishes. 🫶🏼
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