Written for Fandango’s Story Starter #142
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Was everything that happened really all my fault?
It all came about one day in April, the 1st, to be exact. Newly divorced, I had recently moved into a house in the country and was enjoying my morning coffee on the patio. Birds of many different varieties flitted about the bushes and fruit trees in the yard next door. Even a couple of deer and a few rabbits were contentedly munching on the grass. I felt like I was in the middle of a Disney movie and wouldnāt have been at all surprised if the animals started talking and singing!
Looking around my property I couldnāt help but compare my landscaping to that of my neighbor, Marjorie. Hers was overflowing with every sort of plant imaginable while mine had a paltry number of pitiful-looking bushes on the verge of death. I began to envision my very own Garden of Eden. There would be shrubs and fruit trees and flowers everywhere, graceful statues and a tranquil water feature. My yard was going to be much better than Marjorieās!
Perhaps her ears were burning or it was just a coincidence but at that very moment Marjorie turned her head in my direction. Even from forty feet away I could see her beady eyes squinting at me. A rather obese woman, she was sweating profusely as she labored in her garden, her ridiculously small bonnet providing little shade to her balloon-like face. I waved to her but she didnāt wave back; either she didnāt see me or she chose to ignore me. Marjorie wasnāt all shits and giggles. Her husband left her for another woman (no big surprise there!) and her grown children lived far away. It seemed like her only joy in life was tending to her expansive garden.
Being a city boy, I knew nothing about gardening so I called the local nursery where one could get anything from a hose nozzle to a majestic pine tree. One of the landscapers came by a few hours later and walked through the property with me, making suggestions as we went along. I told him money was no object and gave him free reign to plant whatever he thought best ā the more impressive the better.
A few days later the nursery’s trucks arrived at my house. I caught a glimpse of Marjorie peeking through her curtains as my many purchases were unloaded and wheeled into my yard. The landscapers got to work planting everything from small flowering shrubs to walls of bamboo. They put in an arbor, birdbaths, several angelic statues as well as a Japanese-inspired water feature. Before my eyes the once barren wasteland was now a flourishing oasis. Take that, Marjorie!
My new bountiful yard only spurred her on to do even more work in her yard; every time one of us added something new, so would the other. It became a petty, childish game of tit for tat; who could create the most majestic personal Nirvana?
The next morning while brewing a cup of coffee, I was shocked to see a police car and ambulance outside Marjorieās house; she had suffered a fatal heart attack while working in her garden. Well, there certainly was no love lost between us but I never wished her any harm. She was a rotund woman; laboring day after day in her garden the way she did obviously put too much strain on her heart. I hoped whoever moved in next door would treat Marjorieās yard with the same tender loving care.
A few weeks later I woke up to the screeching sounds of power tools and heavy machinery. Unable to see through my dense bamboo hedge, I walked around the front to Marjorieās place; all her marvelous landscaping was being leveled! After everything was hauled away, a bulldozer began digging a huge hole. Week after week the work continued. The noise was enervating and I found myself spending more and more time working inside from my home office and away from my backyard utopia.
Finally one day in early August all was quiet; the work next door was complete. I decided it was time to fling wide the portals leading outside and enjoy an afternoon in the sun with the birds splashing in my water feature. My good friend Charlie stopped by and as we sat there enjoying a few ice cold Michelob Ultras, the pristine silence was broken by the shrieks, yelps and laughter of little children.
āDamnation! What now?ā I grumbled, rolling my eyes and craning my neck for a peek.
Charlie nearly choked on his beer. āDon’t tell me you donāt know!ā
āKnow what?ā I asked. I had no idea what he was talking about.
āYou dumb son of a bitch!ā Charlie howled. āDear old Marjorie left a will stating that her house and property were to be leveled and converted into a daycare facility, complete with playground, carousel and swimming pool.ā
āYou canāt be serious! What about zoning laws?ā I sputtered in disbelief. Visions of my plummeting property value made me groan. And Charlie laughed, clearly enjoying my distress a bit too much.
Was this some sort of twisted karma? I just wouldnāt let old Marjorie best me and now, what she couldnāt achieve in life she had accomplished in death. The ultimate victory was hers. I felt sick to my stomach.
āAlmost paradise.ā I sighed, a defeated man. Maybe everything that happened really was my fault after all.
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Neighborhood drama
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she showed him, didn’t she?
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Haha! I guess so!
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oh no are you sure this isn’t just April Fools but the fighting fools deserved it.. lolš
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It must be awful when neighbors fight. š¤¬
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Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face. š
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Oh, I like that description, Glyn! Perfect! š
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Fighting hardly ever solves anything.
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Nope, it only makes matters worse. I find it very upsetting.
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Karma’s a bitch.
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More fishing from the spam pool! I just found your comment there.
I’ve had more than a few run-ins with Lady Karma; she is definitely a bitch!
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Nice twist Nancy
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Thanks, Di. Glad you liked it.
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That is one ripping yarn!
And to think how different life could’ve been for both of them, I their object had been beauty instead of besting…
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It must be exhausting constantly trying to outdo the other guy.
Talk about the grass being greener!
Thanks, Liz.
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A fabulously entertaining story, and I enjoyed the finale’s twist of Karma …
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Literally torn in two different directions. Brilliant video, Ivor; new to me. I will not soon forget this one. Thank you for this and also for your ever-gracious comments, my friend. š©¶
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My pleasure Nancy … I’ve been following Twenty One Pilots for a while, the lyrics to some of their songs are very impressive … I’m using this one on my Coffee House Writers article tonight …
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That was great! Thank you, dear Ivor. š
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Oh my goodness…
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Simply put.
Thank you, V, for your 3 word comment which sums it up rather nicely.
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great story, great song š
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Thank you, Willow.
Off for physical therapy this early morning. ā”
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i hope it went veell šš
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Oh no! A classic revenge story
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Yes, but gone a bit too far.
Thank you, Sadje.
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Yes that is indeed true.
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Iām happy that zoning laws in my neighborhood would not permit that to happen where I live!
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You and me both!
Thanks for a great story starter, Fan.
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