Sammi at Weekend Writing Prompt is asking us to
write something original in exactly 38 words,
using the word “gregarious”. This is my response.
Look at that old skinflint!
He’s always been the cheapest, nastiest SOB in town.
Now he’s all chipper, greeting people with friendly smiles.
I’ve been wondering where this sudden gregarious attitude is coming from.
Two words: employee discount!
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38 Words
This is Chris Cagle singing about that “Wal-Mart Parking Lot”
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Good one, Nancy! Love the skinflint 😊😂
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Haha! Thanks, KK! 😄
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Haha! Nicely done!
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Thanks, Dale!
I’ve never even been to Walmart! 😂
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Never? Wow…
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IKR! Shocking! Almost sacrilegious 😂
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Mein Gott! It’s far from my favourite store but it comes in handy for this and that…
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There a K-Mart (which is crap) and a Target nearby but no WalMart. Go figure.
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Ugh. Target tried their hand up here. It failed miserably
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The one near me isn’t awful; it’s pronounced Tar-zhaý, don’t ya know! 😂
I made the mistake of ordering a Little Caesar’s pizza located inside K-Mart (my grandson’s bright idea); I couldn’t get passed the first bite. Disgusting! 🤢
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Yes… I do know the Gucci mammas like to call it Tar-jay 😉
Uhhh… da hell were you thinking? All the Italian nonne must have had a massive heart attack!
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FUHGEDDABOUDIT!!
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Si!
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Wonderful, Nancy. 💕
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Thanks, Grace. Just having fun!
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My pleasure. Truly enjoyed .💕
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A changed man! Nice one, Nancy!
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Change being the operative word …. cha-ching!
Thanks, Keith.
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Well done 😀
~David
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Haha! Thanks, David!
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😂😀👏
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Haha! Thanks, Cee Tee!
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Good one.
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Thanks, Sadjej.
I’ve never even been to Walmart! 😂
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You’re welcome! Great imagination
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Lol! Good one Nance! ❤
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Thanks, CA.
Those employee discounts are mighty hard to resist!
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