Rochelle at Friday Fictioneers has prepared for us
another prompt with the intriguing image below.
This is my 100-word response to her challenge.
🥶
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It’s been dreadfully cold lately; I seem to get a chill much easier now that I’m older. Maybe my “Senile Under-Skin Bleeding” is a direct result.
I spoke to my dermatologist about the thinning, drying and bruising skin on my lower legs; she suggested sauna bathing. The benefits include detoxification, increased metabolism, weight loss, increased blood circulation, pain reduction, anti-aging, skin rejuvenation, improved cardiovascular function, improved sleep, stress management and relaxation.
What could possibly go wrong?
I located a spa with a sauna. My glasses steamed up, I tripped and bumped into the frozen water bucket.
Lovely! Another fucking bruise!
NAR©2024
100 Words
✦ Authors Note: “Senile Under-Skin Bleeding”, also known as “Senile Purpura”, occurs when the skin and blood vessels become more fragile as people age, making it easier for the skin to bruise from minor trauma. While it is mostly associated with older people, it is a common problem among those in their 30s and 40s. This frustrating and painful skin issue with a very ugly name can be improved slowly following a dedicated regimen of gentle exfoliation, daily Vitamin D and a skin lotion rich in Vitamin C. Staying out of the sun and wearing sunscreen, keeping hydrated and eating fruits and leafy greens are also extremely important and helpful.
This is Brian Chevalier with “Thin Skinned”. Relax to this bluesy sound.
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Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but… please turn away for a second —
LOL!
Ok, you can turn back now. Good song, but not “I’ve Got You Under My Skin” by Tony Bennett?
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Hahaha!! As far as my sense of humor and being ribbed go, I’m far more thick skinned than, well …. my skin! Laugh all you want; I’m right there with you, Michael.
Nah, no Tony; he’s great and I love him but I wanted something different. Besides, if I was gonna play “I’ve Got You Under My Skin”, I would have gone with Sinatra.
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I always wonder why I bruise so easily. Now I might have an answer… and a remedy!
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It could be that’s what it is.
I’m glad if this helps you, Laurie!
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Oh no! Great story, I can relate to glasses fogging!
I’m thinking more these days about things thinning, and slipping on the moisturiser, being careful not to slip or trip…the joys of getting older eh.
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The daily physical changes can be quite challenging.
Keeps us on our toes, that’s for sure!
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💯! I’m hearing ya.
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Dear Nancy,
I never knew there was a name for the condition. Poor lady. Should I feel guilty that I chuckled at her misfortune?
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Not at all, Rochelle.
I chuckled as I wrote it! 😂
Peace 🕊️
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I believe saunas can do all of that — if you survive them! Great educational and humorous story.
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True! I’d probably black out from the heat.
That would leave a doozy of a bruise! 😂
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Apparently, I need to do some sauna bathing. Side effects include being in an enclosed room with naked, sweaty, wrinkly guys. Hmm… Maybe not.
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I’d be ok with sweaty and naked
but ixnay on the wrinkly 😳
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Too long in there and we’re all coming out wrinkly.
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Or suffer the humiliating ‘shrinkage’ of George Costanza.
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Exactly. But you left out the part about blood thinners. More of the many pleasures of living long. 🙂
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Ah! You’re absolutely correct, Bill!
I don’t take blood thinners so they didn’t come to mind.
Thanks for tossing that out for the group.
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🙂
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Oh my, sounds dreadful, but little about this getting older thing has been physically attractive so far. Thanks for the heads up.
Humorous story despite its message.
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It hasn’t been fun, Dawn, and I tried many different ‘remedies’ until I landed on the one that worked for me. I’m glad I stuck with it, even when told there was nothing that could be done.
This aging nonsense is not for the weak of heart!
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My legs seem to be behaving themselves. I did get a bruise when I climbed up some rocks last Summer, but I looked upon it as a trophy for taking on such a difficult challenge.
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And I’m sure that’s exactly all it was. If you’re experiencing thin skin with under-skin bleeding, you’ll know!
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Positive ending! Well shared 👌
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Thanks, Priti! I appreciate that.
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☺️🙏
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oh no, so sorry Nancy. While a laugh too relatable. Ugh. She told me she could help my wrinkles. As for now, I’m with you.. if I can just stay upright, I’m thrilled. lol ❣️
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Thanks, Cindy! The old legs are looking much better now after that diligent routine. Still have to watch out for bumps and bangs, not easy when my granddaughter’s around! 😖
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Oh thank goodness. Always something! Glad you’re mend ❤️🩹
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if anything, i give her a plus for her ability to keep her sense of humor. 🙂
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Life would be unceasingly boring without humor.
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I do empathise with you Hun 💜💜💜
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Just gotta keep at it; the results are worth it! Thanks, luv! 🩶
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I will 💜💜
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I think the health benefits of a sauna do work. Great warning about taking one step at a time, tripping and falling occurs too often these days.
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Once we start to age and break a bone, it’s like messing around with an old used car. Things are never quite the same again.
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Hmmm… seems like someone forgot to turn that sauna on – I don’t think it has all the same benefits if it’s cold enough for the water bucket to melt! Poor MC.
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It’s a very unwelcoming sauna, that’s for sure …. like something you’d see in The Shining. What’s up with that?
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Great ending! Nothing comes without a little pain.
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Thanks! I never subscribed to that ‘no pain, no gain’ BS. I much prefer as pain-free a lifestyle as possible 😂
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Haha the ending brought a smile 😄
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Oh, good! That was my goal and I’m glad I achieved it!
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My lower legs aren’t getting the right circulation because of problems in my deep veins. I get ulcers that take months to heal! At the moment my right leg is in bandages and my left leg is in a compression stocking. Hopefully, I should be out of the bandage next week and both legs will be in the stockings.
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The right kind of compression stockings are excellent. They’re not just for diabetics or people suffering from obesity. There are some very comfy ones now that are super warm. Good luck with your legs, Glyn. It’s a slow process but good that you’re on top of things.
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With all that going for it, it’s a wonder there was any room at the spa!
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Exactly! I wonder how long it takes to start realizing all those super benefits!
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14 seconds.
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Oh dear. You shared something important but added a touch of humour which is, as far as I am concerned, one of the best ways to deal with all sorts of serious things! Love this, Nancy. Glad to hear you healed well.
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It’s very disconcerting when something like that starts happening to our bodies. As women, we feel unattractive, like we’re falling apart. It’s been a haul and I still need to be careful about bruising (not always easy when chasing my granddaughter around!) but at least I know how to deal with it now. Thanks for your very kind comments, Dale.
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I can only imagine. I do get the feeling unattractive and falling apart, part. So glad you have found a way to deal with it. Hugs.
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Thanks! I so appreciate that!
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💞
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Well, it did SEEM like a good idea
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You know what they say about good intentions.
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Ha! Poor person – did make me laugh though 🙂
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Well, that’s what I was hoping for so I can’t complain.
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A story with helpful notes!
Buongiorno, Nancy.
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Yes! I’m becoming an advocate for the people
so all my stories will now have PSAs at the end.
Just think of me as the Batgirl of WordPress 🦇
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Oh no!
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It took me months to get my legs nice and clear;
I was just about ready to order hockey shin guards! 🏒
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That would be a good idea 👍🏼
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