Ooh! Keep the kiddies out of the room!
Someone’s doing a naughty two-fer!
π π π

Lil was always a rebel,
A renegade, if you will.
She liked to go commando;
It gave her such a thrill!
She loved that airy feeling
In her girly parts.
Proper folk would always say
βSheβs one of those naughty tarts!β
Lil was just a free spirit,
Always looking for fun.
She was a wild child
With no panties on her bum.
Now donβt you dilly dally.
Donβt you ever forget.
Lil doesnβt approve of wasting time,
Especially in the toilet!
NAR Β© 2023
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So funny, Nancy! Good one π
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Haha! Thanks, KK!
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π π this made me laugh
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Good! We all need a laugh, Deano! Happy to provide one.
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I have never read a story that ended on the word toilet, that I would describe as cute before, but this is!
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So funny you should say that. After I wrote this little verse, I said to my husband “I just wrote my first poem using the word ‘toilet'”, to which he replied “I’m proud of you, honey!” π
Appreciate your thoughts as always, Michele.
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π He has lots to be proud of!
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Brilliant!
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Haha! Thanks, Di. This was fun!
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Great story. I like Lil!
I used to go commando all the time back in the day. Then this happened:
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Hilarious!!
I had an incident MANY years ago when I was a bit, shall we say, under the influence when I fell while messing around with friends in the park at night. I twisted my ankle so badly, it swelled up before my eyes and my well-meaning friends drove me to the ER. My tight jeans wouldn’t fit over my swollen ankle and they had to be cut off. I fessed up to the ER doctor that I had gone commando that night and, being a young guy, he was kind enough to cut off my jeans above the knee. I left the ER with an ankle boot, crutches, my pride intact and sporting a new pair of cut-off jeans … literally!.
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I once read that there’s scientific evidence to support “going commando”, and also for slinging off ones bra as “support” does more harm than good to the muscle structure. Personally, I think I’d find it very uncomfortable.
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In my mind it would mean having to wash my jeans after each wear; who needs more laundry? π
I always hated having to wear a bra until I had myself measured and fit for one. It’s worth the expense for those of us who can’t always buy right off the rack … no pun intended! π€£
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I rather like that pun!! LOL!
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I laughed so hard my cat jumped out of my lap. Well done, Nancy!!
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Fun video, too!
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Ouch! Hope you didn’t get scratched!
I love a good laugh … even more if I can make someone laugh.
So glad you enjoyed this little bit of fun!
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I think Paris Hilton had something against wearing panties.
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Yeah, I seem to recall that, too.
One of her two claims to fame π
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This smells very erotic ππ’ well done
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Not exactly the words I’d use to describe it but I get the gist of what you’re saying.
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LOL! But you forgot to mention that Lola is now 82.
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Haha!! I could remind you what the legendary Sophie Tucker said about being 80 but I don’t want to go from an R rating to X! I’ll let you look that one up yourself! π
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Got it!
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Hahahaha! That was fun.
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So glad I gave you a laugh. Sometimes that’s all its about. Thanks, Vera!
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I dig it, and that’s the naked truth.
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Good! This is the depth of my poetry! π€£
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Look what you’ve started!! For shame!
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I know! I’m a regular rabble rouser! π€£
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I need to rouse my rabble.
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Now that’s funny!! ππ
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How fun a read this is!
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That’s all it’s supposed to be! π
Thanks David! β€οΈ
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Shocking! π
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Scandalous! π€
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