
It’s been so damn hot and humid, I’ve had it! It’s like a sauna and the moment I step outside I begin to wilt. My clothes stick to me and even wearing a sundress is uncomfortable. I need to take a cool shower when I wake up and again at the end of the day. The AC is cranked up to the max and I’ve lost my appetite except for ice cream and a tall cold drink. It’s even too hot to go to the beach or pool and sitting under an umbrella doesn’t help much. There’s no breeze and the air is too still to breath; I feel like I am sweltering and my lungs are searing. I swear if this keeps up I’m going to melt away like an ice cube! I can’t stand it any longer. All I do is complain about the heat! I can’t wait for the winter.
It would be heavenly to jump into a hole in a frozen lake and take a dip in the cold refreshing water!
But being cold can really be very uncomfortable! It’s awful to step outside every day and feel the chill slap me in the face. Sometimes the wind whips right through me and I can’t get warm no matter how many layers of clothes I have on. Break out the boots, scarves, hats, gloves and heavy jackets. And don’t forget the snow storms and the shoveling. It takes forever for my car to heat up and I have to keep the heat on at home all the time, too. All I want to do is take a hot bath, eat chicken noodle soup, drink hot tea and jump into a warm bed. Sometimes it’s so cold I have to sleep under an electric blanket and I still feel chilly! My fingers and toes turn blue and I can hardly feel them. And I always have the sniffles! I swear if this keeps up I’m going to turn into an ice cube! I can’t stand it any longer. All I do is complain about the cold! I can’t wait for the summer.
Damned if I do, damned if I don’t!
NAR © 2023
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I laughed thinking, “Is this must be aging? Nothing better to do than complain and grump about the weather.”
The innocence of childhood is long gone when we were excited to play outside regardless of the weather. In the summer heat: we’d run through a sprinkler, enjoy a fast-melting popsicle, or wade in the nearest stream. In the winter: building snowmen, sledding, or burrowing in a large snowbank until our clothes were soaked and we could barely feel our fingers signaling time for a cup of hot chocolate.
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That’s exactly what it was like when I was a kid, when my sons were kids and now for my grandkids! I’m sure it’s a part of the aging process; we have aches and pains we didn’t have as kids. God bless those parents who still have the energy to keep up with their kids; I can manage a couple of babysitting days each week but now fun for me is sitting back, relaxing and watching the kids at play.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts, Manette, and for that beautiful memory of another time.
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Yep, I’m in that group too where I’d rather find a relaxing activity and for shorter durations. If I have grandkids more than a couple days it takes too long to recover after they go back home.
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Well penned, Nancy! Heat in summer is unbearable, and so is cold in winter.
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I’ve heard people say “everything in moderation”; I wish the weather was more moderate. I would be happy with warm, spring-like weather all year long. Is that really too much to ask for? 😂
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Not at all, that’s the minimum we should wish and ask for. 😊😂
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Reblogged this on Stine Writing.
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I’m honored. Thanks so much!
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This is perfect! Everyone does complain about the heat in summer and the cold in winter. I believe there are a few places on earth that are supposed to be “perfect” year round but with the climate issues I don’t know.
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Thank you so much! Being the natural born complainers that we are, I think we would find something to grouse about, even in “perfect” weather. I appreciate you sharing your thoughts today.
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We are not to be pleased. Except, for about five perfect days in the year; then, it’s all good.
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You got that right, Toots! In my many years I have learned we never run out of laundry, garbage or things to complain about!
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Haha, so true! It’s going up to 103 today. I figure the hot weather makes us that much more thankful when winter comes around, and icy windy Januaries make us that much more thankful when summer rolls around!
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Oh, you’re one of them “optimistic” ones, eh? 😂
103º is HOT – unless you’re in hell; then it’s heavenly!
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Tell me about it!😆
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We are cantankerous contrary critters, Nancy
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After a month of on/off rain, I am beyond cantankerous!
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We have a temperate climate in Geelong … our winters are not too cold… and are summers can be hot but not too humid 🌏
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So what are you complaining about? 🤣
Sounds very lovely, Ivor! Enjoy beautiful Geelong!
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🌏😀😍
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‘Tis what ’tis, eh?
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Yeah. Sucks.
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Perhaps a visit to lovely, cool, drizzly London might be the happy in between?
Where you can enjoy the pitter patter of raindrops upon your fevered brow. ☔️
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Oh, did I forget to mention it’s raining here, too? On and off since mid-June. 😬
There are mushrooms on my neighbor’s lawn the size of small dogs! We may eat one, see what happens. 😂 🍄 😎
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I expect a hallucinatory story soon 😂
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Okie dokie!
https://theelephantstrunk.org/2023/05/04/tomorrow-never-knows/
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Do any elves sit on them?
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🤔 Possibly invisible ones. 🤷🏼♀️
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They are tiny, so easy to miss
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Always moaning! 🤣
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Bitch & Moan.
Or BM, as I like to call it. 😂
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How hot is hot; how cold is cold?
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How very Nietzsche, A!
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