🪴 “Alone at last, lovely Fern.”
🌿 “I thought they’d never leave! Did you bring protection, Ficus?”
🪴 “Baby, I’m a rubber plant. No problemo, señorita!”
🌿 “Oh, I love it when you talk loamy. Plant one on me, lover!”
🌾 “Do you mind? My offshoots are right here!”
🪴 “Oh, bug off, Spidey! Why are you always hanging around?”
🍃 “Spidey’s right! Why don’t you two get a hothouse already!”
🌿 “Don’t mind him, Ficus. Phil’s jealous of your large, firm leaves.”
🍃 “So much for turning over a new leaf, Fern!”
🌵 “QUIET, EVERYONE! THEY’RE COMING BACK!”
🪴 “Damn! We’re gonna have to nip this in the bud, baby!”
NAR © 2023
100 Words
The Elephant's Trunk 
Oh dear! Tonnage of punnage to rival Keith’s posts! 😂😉
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I truly dug writing this one! 😉 😉
Giving dear Keith a run for his money 😂
Thanks so much, Liz!
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Dear Nancy,
I never knew plants were so racy. Cute piece.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks, Rochelle. I talk to my plants so no reason they can’t talk to each other, right? 😂
Disappointing to have missed the deadline for this one; hopefully I’ll be on time for the next.
Glad you enjoyed it! Shalom ✌🏼
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I’m rooting for them!! 📣
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Nice one, Misk! 🤣
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What’s that emoji? Never saw it before.
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It’s a megaphone. It came up when I typed cheering. Do you have an iPhone?
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Yes I do
Oh, I see it now with my better glasses; it’s sideways!
Looked like a toppled-over shopping bag 🤣
📣
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I guess wiretap of your indoor garden really paid out!
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SHH!!
Hold on a sec while I activate the cone of silence.
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I’ve fallen in love with your blog! Your stories are top notch! 🙂 😁
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What a lovely comment! I am thrilled you feel that way about my blog. It’s a joy knowing there are readers like you who appreciate my work. Thanks so much for sharing your thoughts today! 💫
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He’s in the “palm” of her hands.
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Ooh! Nice one, Pete! 🌴
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