DEEP BREATHS

Within the course of the next several hours, Pastor Roger Adams will have trouble accomplishing his goal for the day: writing his Sunday sermon. And how do I know this? Because I’m his wife, Kate, and the same thing happens every Saturday – Roger gets caught up in projects or family activities which isn’t difficult because we have six kids. As a pastor and busy dad, weekends for Roger are anything but relaxing. 

So why should today be any different? The schedule rarely, if ever, changed. It’s taped to the fridge and looks something like this: 

•.  7:00-8:00 – Breakfast

•   8:30-10:00 – Trevor – Soccer Practice

•   9:00-10:00 – Lauren & Lyla – Ballet

•   9:00-10:00 – Abby – Gymnastics

• 10:00-11:00 – Sam & Matt – Cub Scouts

• 11:30-2:00 – Soup Kitchen Duty

•   2:30-5:30 – Chores & Homework

•   6:00 – Dinner 

Crazy, right? Even with two drivers we’re barely able to get everyone where they’re supposed to be. Roger always says there’s a method to his madness – while the kids are doing their homework he’ll write his sermon. Sensible, logical plan  which usually falls apart after ten minutes. Trevor will ask Roger to name an astronomer and could he please help him do a little research, to which Roger should say “Google” but what kind of father would he be? Then Abby asks Roger to quiz her on the multiplication table and Sam and Matt need help with their volcano science project. And Roger helps them all because he’s a patient and loving dad who really enjoys being apart of our kid’s lives but who’s woefully behind on his sermon. 

After a full and active day, dinner is done, the kids are watching a movie and Roger comes searching for me, finding  me folding a days worth of laundry. Do you know how much laundry a family of eight produces in one day? Well, let’s just say “a ton” and leave it at that

Absentmindedly picking up a pair of shorts and folding them, Roger asks me the same question he asks every Saturday night: “Where does the time go, Kate? It’s already 9:30 and I’ve written about two paragraphs of my sermon. Too many things to do and so many kids!” 

“I have an idea” I offered hopefully. “Why not take one of your old Palm Sunday sermons, tweak it a little, and use it tomorrow?” 

Oh no! Tomorrow’s Palm Sunday and I never ordered the palm branches! This is a disaster!” Roger was truly beside himself. 

“Honey, deep breaths. Your secretary ordered them weeks ago. Didn’t you see my note? They’re already at the church.” 

Roger thanked me and kissed my forehead. “What would I do without you, Kate? Too many things to do and so many kids but I love our crazy busy life!” 

Smiling my best Cheshire Cat grin I said sweetly “Pastor Adams, it’s a good thing you didn’t say ‘too many kids’ because our crazy busy life is going to get crazier and busier and bigger. I’m pregnant!! Deep breaths, honey, deep breaths!”

NAR © 2019

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